Mos_Chillin

Fleshy bouffants and flaps may be YOUR idea of cute, but keep it between you and Chaps, wouldja? We don't want to know!

I just wanted to change the Subject Title.

You just exceeded your WTF quotient:

difference and it's a whole 'nother world! remove the 's'

No dvd's yet. I expect next day shipping for my generous donation!

frozen

No, Organ thing. Close though

Awesome, Gentlemen! Way to get on the loose and rare!

Boo!

Bring the senseless debauchery and the late night keg-stands! Plab again!!!

I like this guy!

I'm feeling pretty skinny in the "rope" scene too!

AIDS initiation prize

Text messaging while driving is even WORSE!

Sorry for not having done the "Tour de Crappy Crag", but I am psyched to do some stuff this fall witcha! Not the Levis-sponsored Gremlin, I hope? E

The thinking, as imagined, encountered during climbing: " Let's put the bolt just above the slippery crux to protect the last bit of 5.8 to the anchors!" "Hey! I am 6'11", so I'll just plug that sucker in at the end of MY reach!" "Here's the obvious path of least resistence, so I'll just put the bolt over here: a long reach into blank territory, so no-one busts an ankle on that nasty 1/4" ledge they are standing on." "OK, so I am on this long meandering wall, sparsly bolted with mixed gear. Let's spice things up a bit and put the bolts out of sight with other well-bolted route within sight to really mess with folks! Isn't this fun!"

As a graduate of the small world of Anacortes High, I have seen my share of inbred, backwater big-fish-in-a-small-pond mentality. I have also put up routes in Oregon, Washington and California,climbed all over the western and eastern states, and I gotta say: Some of the worst bolting I have ever encountered is at Erie. Jesus! must have been too much on the mind or let it be known that he wanted more people in heaven when the crap I saw today was thrown into the rock. And the guidebook? Dallas can't even remember which way to spell Hart/Heart Lake from one page to the next, much less draw a decent reference guide. And the "Hard Rock Climbers for Christ" Diatribe on the inside of the back cover? That is just bizarre, Dude. And about as stupid a name as the guidebook "Rockin' on the Rock": really wholesome Christian inspiration there! That must have been quite a bolt from heaven for those two gems! My advice? Move beyond your little world, and truly understand the multiple levels of shittiness you have initiated and supported. And for fucks sake, redo the guidebook when you come back from your real-world experiences and see what an embarrassment it is.

Thoughtful, non-reactive responses are discouraged here, Pal.

Yeah, so, if you could just go ahead and clear my passport, that'd be great...

Looks Chilli' and wack for sho, Yo!

Anticipating the First ascent of Brokebuck Mountain:

It's all about the free shit anyway, and you dirtbags know it.

Irreverance has it's place in the world...is it here? Hmmmm....

Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Pirate Movie 10. Stars Johnny Depp's half-brother Kenny Depp 9. Most of the action takes place at a Long John Silver's in Harrisburg 8. It's two hours of Blackbeard and Redbeard checking each other for ticks 7. Only piracy is the illegal distribution of Boz Scaggs concert bootlegs 6. The lead pirate's catchphrase: "Arrrrrrt Garfunkel!" 5. The only pillaging is the six dollars the theater charges for popcorn, am I right, ladies and gentlemen? 4. The parrot keeps saying, "This movie sucks" 3. Pirates stumble around because they wear two eyepatches 2. In climax, ship gets blown out of water by defective North Korean missile 1. Hero is incapacitated after getting his swash caught in his buckle