You do seem to be a bit of an asshole. I don't mean that in a bad way. I mean it in the best possible way. I'm sure you're a nice and well adjusted person, but you enjoy this online bad guy thing.
The climbers I know are (just a small sampling):
1. transient coupon clipper who owns his own home
2. arborist
3. fireman
4. teacher
5. carpenter
6. a self described derelict
7. a Canadian
All of them are complete losers, dirtbags, and pretty much the bottom dwellers. This is why I know them. And ya, they are all pretty bad ass. They don't have time for your shit.