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screw that! I challenge all of you dumbasses to the Slap Game!

OK, i'll challenge you to a combination score based on number of beers consumed Saturday night and time it takes to complete the course on Sunday morning.

you think that is bad? he even has a CELL PHONE now! that guy is integrating with society and joining the clone army.

You whiney little beyotch...i got your tickets to the ballet right here.

and her pants

somebody should bring a camera and document the debauchery this year. i'm going to be too busy being green and wrinkly.

Will this event be pushup contest free? I'm not ready.

Sounds delicious...but back to competition...what if every out of the way, tiny, bumfuck town in Eastern Washington had the Iron Chef?

I usually do it, but will probably be full of beer from Kurt's party. Do you want to race?

I can't believe you guys are polluting spray with actual talk about climbing!

you mean in his absinthe or did you mean you want to drink his absinthe. bring enough to share.

Dude that BMW is a total beater with almost 300,000 miles. yes, but does it have heated leather seats?

Do we got any crazy gnomes out there?

Every year crazy gnome comes around And he looks at all your stuff and he laughs at you Crazy Gnome is no one’s friend If you see Crazy Gnome near your house Feel self-conscious Say “He’s laughing at you and your stuff” I saw crazy gnome inside my house twice this year I didn’t leave my house for a week each time My stuff was violated by the crazy gnome You probably don’t even know him when you see him “Oh it’s just that weird little mailman” Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome In your house, looking through your home And he’s laughin at your stuff

Crazy Gnome was walkin through the desert It was dry and got nothing but the lepers And I was beatin out their blood and pus And all their scabs are no what do what do what Do you want with me Crazy Gnome on a fuckin Halloween Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome Crazy Gnome And he’ll go in your home He won’t be here when you’re walkin down But Crazy Gnome, He doesn’t care about your hat If he’s goin off all inside If you’re getting’ yourself a new ride Or movin away from your college or parents Or movin away from bein a sea monkey, that’s great Crazy Gnome knows what you’re sayin Crazy Gnome he was awake all day And when he went outside at quarter past 10 Crazy Gnome, he started eatin raw chicken And the things you want, the things you do The Crazy Gnome wants a belt whoopin

damn you're funny...are you from Canada?

Ribbon based economy

Be sure to wear your helmet to that one..and have your name tag on the front so they can identify the body.

What do you post as?

Dirty Harry, you will not have the same excuse as what you have for the Sausagefest. I expect you to be there....I recommend paper over plastic.

My buddy has the MYO XP and we've compared them side by side and the spot is brighter (unless you plan to hike around holding down the boost?? even then the MYO XP was only very slightly brighter with the boost) I'm not so sure I trust this focus group's findings. I sense that those that have already made the purchase are seeking to justify their choice instead of making an unbaised, objective report of field data.

Mountaineers do it with their gaitors on

what sort of refreshments will be served? black tie or business casual?