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  1. olyclimber

    Experts

    IF YOU ARE AN EXPERT, LET US KNOW. I'LL BE TAPPING YOUR SHOULDER WHEN THE ISSUE ARISES. JUST POST HERE ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN. THANKS AND GODBLESS.
  2. IF CNN DOES NOT WIN A NOBEL PRIZE FOR JOURNALISM FOR THIS PIECE THEN THE TERRORISTS HAVE ALREADY WON.
  3. OMG! IS THAT THE NEW MACPRO RUMORED TO BE OUT 2Q2007???? THAT THING IS HOT!!! I'M ORDERING ONE FOR SURE.
  4. HOLD ON. I WONDER IF SAR CAN USE TAUNTAUN "MILK" TO WITHSTAND THE EXTREME COLD. I'M NOT A CLIMBER AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND BASIC FUNDAMENTAL LOGIC, BUT I THINK THIS IS WORTH A SHOT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
  5. Tauntauns were a species of omnivorous reptomammals who were indigenous to the icy planet of Hoth. Tauntauns were genetically similar to Kybucks and featured a mix of traditionally reptilian features, such as a lack of mammary glands and scaly skin. They were also warm-blooded, covered in fur (which ranged from gray to white), and gave birth to live young; mammalian characteristics. Known subspecies included the glacier tauntaun, climbing tauntaun, and the giant tauntaun (also referred to as the common tauntaun). Tauntauns possessed numerous evolutionary adaptations to the bitter, cold environs of Hoth. Those adaptations included wide feet for running across icy surfaces, swiveling ears, thick blubber, chambered lungs and dual nostrils that warmed incoming air, and a digestive system that excreted wastes as oils through skin pores, producing a distinctive odor. The most important feature of tauntaun physiology was their unique blood mixture that was resistant to the tundra winds and kept their organs from freezing. Despite these adaptations, tauntauns sought shelter at night to avoid the extreme nighttime temperatures of Hoth. When shelter was unavailable, they used their evolved ability to hibernate during low nighttime temperatures. Some tauntaun breeds actually froze to death if awakened after sundown. When not eating fungus and lichens found in hoarfrost, tauntauns ate ice scrabblers and Hoth hogs. Tauntauns were matriarchal animals and lived in herds of twenty to thirty individuals. Horn-butting matches were common among both males and females who hoped to establish dominance. Tauntauns were able to give birth to two young at a time, which would occur twice within one Hoth year. Though they lacked mammary glands, tauntauns could regurgitate a form of "milk" produced in their crops. I THINK THIS "MILK" SUBSTANCE SHOULD BE RESEARCHED.T
  6. ROSIE'S ON THE CASE!!!!!! THANK GOD. DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT THE "Y"? http://www.katu.com/news/local/4968916.html
  7. olyclimber

    Baci

  8. It would help if they started driving on the right side of the road up there.
  9. swear words are FUN!
  10. olyclimber

    Baci

    "Amo non solo essere amato, ma anche sentirmelo dire" sickie sickie sickie sickie sickie sickie sickie
  11. olyclimber

    Baci

    sickie "L'amicizia e amore senza le sue ali." sickie sickie "Friendship is Love without his wings!" sickie
  12. Nice Gary! sickie Great pictures. thanks for sharing, those are some uber classic shots.
  13. and then he awoke from his dream. Drats! Still in the bloody, gooey belly of the tauntaun, which had grown cool during his slumber. "Why am I doing this to myself?" "Am I still in the 7-11 parking lot?" Ron's mind went around in circles. It had been a while since he had ran out of his meds.
  14. poll is on the far right of the page. though if the powers that be act on the knee jerk of a news webpage poll, then we're in trouble.
  15. COULD IT BE? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER ALERT!
  16. OOOOOHHHH!!!! A SECRET CLUB! I WANT TO BE a MEMBER!
  17. I WAS BORN ON A 334534.4345 ACRE RANCH IN IOWA AND RAISED BY MY DAD WHO WAS SPECIAL FORCES. I HAVE BEEN CLIMBING MOUNTAINS SINCE MY MOM KICKED ME OUT OF HER UTERUS. I AM AN EXPERT ON PINGING CELLPHONES CHOADA, AND I INVENTED AND GAVE AWAY THE IDEA FOR THE PLB. THE MAIN CAUSE OF OUT DOOR ACCIDENTS IS LACK OF PLB. DO YOU THINK THE TREASURE INDICATED BY THOSE VEES IS STILL THERE? IF SO CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY BY POSTING ON THIS BULLETIN BOARD. THANKS.
  18. I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS PHOTO FOR THE LAST TEN HOURS AND IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY THE TOWLS ARE ARRANGE TO MAKE A "VEE". I THINK THIS MEANS THAT THERE IS A DOLPHIN SOMEWHERE NEAR OR MAYBE IT IS SOME SORT OF SIGNAL TO NASA INVOLVING THE SPACE SHUTTLE. DOES ANYONE HAVE NASA'S NUMBER SO I CAN CALL AND NOTIFY THEM? THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS CHOADA.
  19. olyclimber

    ROTF

    JUBILANT car salesman Steve Moseley went berserk and told his boss to stick his job — after MISREADING a £1million scratchcard. Ecstatic Steve, 36, DANCED on his desk, THREW all the money in his wallet at colleagues and sent a junior out for CHAMPAGNE thinking he had won a fortune. He then phoned his girlfriend to tell her he had quit and was rushing off to buy an Aston Martin. But 45 minutes later his celebrations were cruelly cut short when he phoned the National Lottery’s claim hotline — and was told to take another look. Shocked Steve saw he had mistaken a 16 for a 15 on his 24 Karat Gold scratchcard — meaning he had NOT matched two 15kg ingots. And instead of becoming an instant millionaire he was broke and jobless. Steve, of Gosport, Hants, could barely scrape the money together to pay the junior for the £35 bottle of bubbly. He then had to grovel to boss Mike Earle — telling him: “I’ve made a dreadful mistake.” Red-faced Steve said yesterday: “I went from thinking I had a million quid to having to beg for my job back. I also had to ring the girlfriend and tell her I was a plonker. I told Mike I loved my job and would he consider re-hiring me because I had just made a total prat of myself.” Colleagues at used car dealers Fortnums in Fareham, Hants, had watched gobsmacked as jubilant Steve told his boss: “Stick your job — I’m a millionaire!” Steve, who forked out £5 for his chance at a million, scratched off what he thought were the winning numbers at 10am. He said: “As far as I was concerned all my worries were gone. “It was pandemonium with me dancing on the desks and screaming and shouting. The ticket looked a winner to everyone who saw it.” After phoning overjoyed girlfriend Theresa Parsons, 27, he called Camelot — and was given the bad news at 10.45. Steve said: “I dropped the phone and felt physically sick. “One of the figures had FFTN under it and the other one had SXTN. But they were in tiny print and the two numbers in big print looked exactly the same.” Steve WAS given his job back — but got so much ribbing from colleagues that he resigned days later. He now works at another dealers. Ex-boss Mike said: “You see where people’s loyalties lie when money like that is involved. But I felt sorry for him because I could see the numbers did look genuine on the ticket.” Camelot admitted it had received “a very small number of calls” about figures on its 24 Karat Gold scratchcard looking similar. But a spokesman said: “We always advise players to check it is a winner before they take any action. Telling the boss to ‘stick their job’ is not a good idea until we have given you your cheque.” http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006560240,00.html
  20. I just read on the Internet that Bill O'Reilly stated on his Fox show that he thinks climbers should be banned from climbing or going up on mountains when weather is or could be bad. IS THIS TRUE? I'LL NOTIFY SAR.
  21. who would win in a fight, a tautaun or ophrah godfrey?
  22. I THINK WE CAN CONCLUDE YES. I'LL NOTIFY SAR RIGHT NOW.
  23. I HAVE DETERMINED THAT IT WAS STUPID PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET THAT KILLED THE MAYAN CIVILIZATION.
  24. DOES THAT THING TRANSFORM INTO A CAR OR BOAT? CAN IT BE USED TO COMMUNICATE WITH RESCUE DOLPHINS USING RAINBOW POWER?
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