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catastrophe is your middle name these days. or at least it is your neighbor.

today, from komotv.com

Goodbye is too good a word

this is the first time you're leaving the house in how many years?

I note that Greta is a star http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/photo/

Ah...in my defense the stuff I pointed you at is high, dry, and in one piece. You'd be archy's neighbor though, long wade out to the grocery store. I kill and eat my neighbors to avoid the walk. I can start eating garlic and other spices in order to enhance the flavor.

glad i held off on the river front property i was looking at, i want a place on the river, not in the river

next time they shouldn't just build the road right through the river with no bridge like that

holy sheep shit.

Neologisms ..... The Washington Post publishes a contest for readers in which they are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist. Bustard (n.), a rude bus driver. Semantics (n.), pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood. Spatula: n. A fight among vampires. Excruciate: n., the ligament that attaches your ex-wife to your paycheck. Perplexed: adj., lost in a movie theater. Population: n., that nice sensation you get when drinking soda. Racket: n., a small pair of breasts. Nincompoop: n., the military command responsible for battlefield sanitation. Ineffable: adj., describes someone you absolutely cannot swear in front of. Pontificate: n., a document given to each graduating pope. Pimple: n., pimp's apprentice. Discussion: n., a Frisbee-related head injury. Ozone: n., area in which the G-spot is located. Flattery: n., a place that manufactures A and B cup brassieres only. Cabbage Patch: A patch for those trying to stop eating cabbage. Sudafed: A software program on how to file a civil action against the government. Pop Secret: Paternity suit settled without publicity. Oral-B: Monica's grade on her last intern evaluation. The Washington Posts Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition: Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. Karmageddon: End of the world due to a build up of bad-vibes. Glibido: All talk and no action. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Intaxication: Euphoria at receiving a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. Tumfoolery: When a middle-aged man sucks in his stomach while being introduced to an attractive woman Fadavers: Last year's hot fads. Main Geeze: How an elderly, unmarried couple refer to each other. Polarvoid: The state of having no baby pictures, a condition that usually befalls the second-born child. Dozie: The lie a person tells when a telephone caller wakes him up and he denies that he was sleeping. Hooternanny: The au pair you thought was especially promising, but your wife sent back to the agency. Alexpandria: A town known for its buffet restaurants. Apocalypstic: The little smudge I came home with on my collar that makes my wife act like it's the end of the world. Defenestraction: A ruse to divert the cop's attention while you throw the evidence out the window. Accimental: Caused by a Freudian slip. Algaebra: What the Little Mermaid wears over her chest. Aliass: A body double for a nude scene. Arbyss: The deepest part of the stomach, reserved for two Giant Roast Beefs, large Curly Fries and a chocolate shake. Avant-harde: Before the Cialis kicks in. Doltergeist: a spirit that decides to haunt someplace stupid, such as your septic tank. Guillozine: a magazine for executioners.

I wouldn't know how to strap on the leather mask

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you're pregnant

SMART! http://www.angenent.biz/smart/start.htm

very nice. that will make it more interactive for sure. just make sure there are many connection points so I can have a GooTube party at my house.

*bump*

since i am eminently qualified, I can tell you that Zippy is one of the Great Minds of Our Time.

ya, but then we wouldn't be able to spray about it all day on teh interwebs. think about the injustice in that.