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"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." - Popular Mechanics, 1949 "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 "I have travelled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processings is a fad that won't last out the year." - The editor in charge of business books for Prentice-Hall, 1957 "But what...is it good for?" - Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of DEC "Hey, I know this! This is Unix!" - Jurassic Park "Indeed, it would not be an exaggeration to describe the history of the computer industry for the past decade as a massive effort to keep up with Apple." - Byte, December 1994 "So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'" - Steve Jobs, cofounder of Apple Computer "I'm not dumb. I just have a command of throughly useless information." - Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbes "From space, I saw the fragile blue earth without borders." - Onizuka

I only need 637 kb of memory for my computer

its called respect dude. he's the PRESIDENT! now after the speech Biden and his sleepy left eye is giving his take on the speech.

sorry, no comments on the last 1/4. fell asleep.

i'm calling it. the sloop. i hope you all can make it.

I'm so sorry to hear this news Brian. By all means, I think you should go where you can to help your wife the best. We'll all still be here as your friends. Yes, California sounds like a great place for climbing. But at the same time i can't imagine having to go through being terminal. listen to your wife and come up with something that you both can be happy with. my heart goes out to both of you.

dude caught on camera with a HUGE yawn and not standing when Bush says to fund the troops.

the crappiest seats in the who house are right up front, where they are seated facing the front, and must crane their necks around to view the president.

Cheney appears to be reading restaurant menu.

"the troops have the gratitude of our whole nation." ok, show me the bastard that isn't standing and clapping

the surge worked, fyi.

Iraq.

More troops to Afghanistan.

We are spreading the hope of freedom, fyi.

JUSTICE IS COMING, AND SHE IS PISSED!!!

THESE IMAGES OF LIBERTY HAVE INSPIRED US, BITCHES!

That one dyke was smiling and clapping but she didn't stand up. Commie witch!

Cheney obviously just ripped a juicy fart. That knowing smile tells it all.

Bush is talking about "lettuce". "Lettuce do this" "Lettuce do that" Since when does vegetation run this country?

Pelosi just told Cheney a dirty joke. Cheney is enjoying it, pops some heart medication.

Cheney just gave Pelosi a knowing glance. EEEEEWWWWWW!

Ted Kennedy is sipping out of a flask hidden under his seat.

Dick Cheney seems to have had a heart attack, but quietly recovers.

Shot of Hillary shows her looking around the place imagining how she will decorate.

Pelosi is sending secret morse code messages with winks