HRoark

Gee, you're fucking Einstein over there, Schuldt. Phew, you working on any other brilliant theories there, Doctor?

I've completely switched to Snickers bars now. That may change once summer comes and those get melty.

He'll ahve to wait in line. I think you are 2nd, right after Greg. Sorry, Greg doesn't go for teen crack whores like you.

I haven't had a seriously close call, YET. Other than being about 14 hours late - we were just slow, not in danger.

Only he says, "chug-a-cock, chug-a-cock, chug-a-cock..." Bwahahahahaa!!!!

I think it was code for 'Catbirdseat is fucking tool-ass fucking prick."

You ought to know, isn't that how you make your living? sucking dick?

So climbing makes your dick bigger? Maybe being away from the comparisons in the health club locker room make HRoark think that his dick is getting bigger, when in actuality, he is just further from the testing "stick". It could be why he's so bitchy all the time. Hmmm...I go to the health club/gym four to five days a week, there, fuck-o. Try a new theory.

Nice try, bungnuts.

Good idea, though it doesn't solve the chilly shower business.

No doubt. And by the fact that I can lick my eyebrows.

What's the matter? Can't please your woman? Want I should take her for a spin?

Thought I'd drop a few editorial comments on the newer management of the Mile O in Lillouet. Apparently, in order to save money, the maid turns your thermostat down to the lowest setting when she cleans the room; this happened to me on both occasions when I stayed there. Second, after a day of climbing this past weekend, I returned to my room to a nice, semi-tepid shower; that is fucked. After talk with several others, it appears that quality of service is going downhill. Draw your own conclusions and make your own decisions. Roark

I think it's making my dick bigger.

Dude, winding the day down and getting the fuck out of here...

Congratulations you sick fuck. Did the put your name on the plaque or your "alter ego", "Julie"?

No need to be filled with hate (you will be eventually), just spray.

You were the one wandering through Lillouet after New Year's looking for stray dog love.

What the fuck?

Choke on some dick, you ass-ramming uncle-fucker.

Like you'd have a chance, you whore of the Left.

Don't you just love that? And people wonder why we call it "Contracting". Sorry about the cat, bro.

Have fun, dude. Be safe on the backside of Colchuck.