HRoark

Whoa!! She's bouncing those things off of trask's bald spot. It's making little slapping noises!!!

I'll carry just in case, but thanks for the heads-up.

Looks like we need to bring some guns, Caveman!!!

shouldn't you have the drinks and boobs in hand? what good do they do on the horizon? They were walking our way as I was typing...Trask is now nestled comfortably in-between some healthy All-American 38D's. I spilled barbecue sauce on the keyboard, so this might be my last TR update. Plus, it's hard to type with Heather on my lap.

That looks like some scary shit!!!

Just wear a rubber, dude.

Wiring can-lights in the basement and contemplating drywall...

On schedule, Trask and I are firmly deposited at Hooters, spraying via wireless internet hook-up and a laptop. Drinks in hand, boobies on the horizon, and a platter of wings as big as a Buick!!!

So, the whiplash could have come from something else? Is that what you're saying? Maybe I blocked out that memory; yeah, you could be right. Who's to know.

what were you doing with a young preacher's daughter in your car in the first place? No, dude, she was coming through an intersection from my right (in her own car) and I T-boned her.

why were you worried? cause you use the same expressions as dick cheney? Well, let's see, I'm very white and she was black, I was on their turf, and people in the Midwest take their racism very seriously (on both sides of the fence). As far as expressions that Dick Cheney uses, I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. The girl was black, or colored if you prefer that one. Whatever.

I got into a car accident with a young black girl, in a black neighborhood. Turns out she was the local preacher's daughter...I was worried big time.

From her or her mom? I'm confused now.

Meet you there in an hour.

It's almost the weekend, but I started early...cheap whiskey and I'm on my way...Anybody know a good wing joint? I'll be shitfaced by noon.

Pressed for time yesterday, I tried to rush a shit and realized that just ain't natural. Mid-shit, I realized I had more time than I thought and slowed it down a bit. This led to a much more pleasurable experience and actually aided in the elimination of more shit that I thought I had to get rid of. Feel free to discuss, we haven't had a good "shit" thread for a while. Roark

You got a favorite pair/pattern/material? WHat are you wearing right now? Oooooh....yeah? Tell me about it.... I've got red and white plaid boxers from Old Navy.

Yeah, they don't show you all the heifers on the squad. Do they? She's tongue-o-licious, though.

"broom-grab her 'til she hollers" YEEEHHAAAWWW!!!!

I agree, however, you missed one thing: The Constitution "provides" nothing, but it GUARANTEES your rights. I know it seems like splitting hairs, but so many people are under the false impression that they didn't have any rights before the Constitution granted them. YOU HAVE RIGHTS, PEOPLE, START EXERCISING THEM!!!

Playing devil's advocate: you choose to fly, so you choose to be subjected to such a check. (For the record, I don't like it either). Roark

Same as yesterday, except I've got an orange instead of an apple.