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EWolfe

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  1. Any news on how Skaha has been effected, if at all? I know intense heat can exfoliate the rock, removing old holds (but replacing them with new ones?). Too bad about the Kelowna area - hope folks get some relief soon. Sorry about the title to this thread, I was attempting to be humorous about having Squamish to myself...
  2. Hey! Your contract with AmazingCo Inc. specifically states that you are not to release any of your publicity photos until September 1! You think you can get away with this little underhanded self-promotional media blitz, buddy? Well, you best think again if you want to keep working for AmazingCo Inc.!
  3. I worked for ENA for 2 years, BFD Go post on Cascade Bikers or sumpin'
  4. EWolfe

    Bad Accident

    Wirlwind and I were coming back from Squamish yesterday and were third or fourth on the scene of a really bad accient - the weak of stomach should stop reading here. About 10 miles north of the truck customs, a mediums sized sedan and a semi had a head-on collision. One or the other had crossed the center line, the car coming down one of those rolling hills, and the truck climbing up. It was no contest. As we approached, we saw the semi jack-knifed blocking all four lanes, and the car was absolutely crumpled. and on the side of the road. We pulled up to see if we could do anything to help, and what we saw has had me in shock for 12 hours, and badly shaken, running over and over again in my mind. The car had hit the front left side of the semi (probably at a high speed) and then took out the bumper, front part of the truck, then went under the semi and took out the front left wheel and the axle. There was just a gaping hole where all that should be. I looked over at the car, and saw the trucker and another person trying to drag the driver of the car out of the wreckage. Oh, God! His left arm was torn off just below the elbow, and he was ashen white. It appeared that his legs were pinned in the car, cuz they just kept pulling. The look on the drivers face will haunt me for a long time - it was slack-jawed, staring vacantly with huge pupils into no-where. My first thought was: "he's not long for this world." One of the people moving the driver justified their actions by shouting: We have to get him out, that is diesel running down the road!" I thought numbly, "diesel won't explode, it' hardly burns", but I was going into shock by then. I knew we were early on the scene when I looked over at the fuel running down the road and the trail was only 30 feet long, even though it was fast. Everyone was running around shouting directions, all in shock. There were no medical or fire professionals on site, yet. Having no training in this stuff, I turned to wirlwind and said: "let's get out of here.", and we left. On our way out we saw a firetruck coming our way. I feel bad about not doing anything, but I was totally at a loss. Remember, folks, we are all driving deadly weapons around, so, be careful out there.
  5. ..is your strong suit ?
  6. are you from tacoma? that is because page tops are fucking retarded... its like a dick measuring contest... gee! wonder why you do page tops instead Now you missed a quote -you are off your game, Fence... I am starting to worry
  7. Hey this is my thread - I own this shit , Home Skillets! You got a problem with that?
  8. I also put up a bunch of mediocre ones at the campground in Squamish - stuff you only do if you are drunk and headlamp bouldering the best fun!!!
  9. Yeah, that is a problem - but only for Kurt!
  10. I'm not just flamin' ya!
  11. The cover will not be disclosed, per request. We all got some new routes, Iaiaiaian
  12. EWolfe

    Later Alligator

    Dude! Lay off the after-work martinis; Du will always be with us - Fern is leaving.
  13. I put up a new one at Larrabee Park What's yours STFU, Dwayner (in advance)
  14. EWolfe

    Why?

    Because I would get road rage if I didn't (whoops! I already do ) amend: Because I would RAM stupid road idiots (with my car, assholes) if I didn't
  15. You don't have the muscle to ride a bike fast, the stamina to ride it for long, or the cojones to ride it in traffic. This e-traffic can lick my cajones
  16. You are so right, how could I have forgotten my true self - thanks for the reminder:
  17. ...and maaaannnnnyyyyy mooooorrrreee!!
  18. EWolfe

    Later Alligator

    Chop a tree bumblebee
  19. Spice girl?
  20. EWolfe

    "ACURA"

    Some dumbass in a van was doing 60 in the fast lane on the freeway today next to a trucker (forever ) in the 70 zone, with no traffic ahead, and 8 cars piled up behind him (I was 2nd) Pulled up next to him after 10 minutes of braking whe he finally moved right), flipped the old cigar smoking geriatric a bird
  21. Missed a , fence. Guns are compensatory measures for small penises: the bigger the gun, the smaller the penis. "good old boys" still promote slavery in the south: good to keep in mind
  22. Fuck off , you punk ass bitch - I don't need you or your stupid list
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