I was climbing at Joshua tree a while ago, and sme Frenchies were going on and on about the cafe scene in Paris and how they sit around on the sidewalk and drink coffee all day. Some people from Seattle were there and I overheard them say:
"We are from Seattle, it's a coffee town too!"
One Frenchman looked at the woman who spoke and said:
"Seattle? Zis is ze town where everyone drinks ze lattes, no? Eeet is not a coffee town, eet is a milk town!