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Dru. It's over. Can we have friendly HelloKitty back

Brown Ale, Clean Crack, Id Dihedral, Crescent Crack, Overly Hanging Out... Hell, I even miss Hand Jive, Penguins and Caboose.

Yo, Dog. That's wack.

"Tea-bag him, Dave!"

Well? Where's the TR? I heard that someone got really drunk...

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Getting ready to lead, and your belayer sez: "Ya know, I really should get a new rope one of these years. This one is pretty trashed."

I got my cam back. Thanks, Mike!

Bummer, Mike. But there is all those veins and arteries to memorize...

Voice from directly above you. About 100 feet: "ROOOOCCCKKKK!!!!! "

Dear Lame MF: Better not bag oouut on me for Squamish , Sunday.

"Yeah, so there's a deathblock mantle on that next pitch Be careful out there?" "Here's all of the #00 rp's I could find. Be sure and nest 'em up real good, cuz that's your last gear for a while. You'll cruise it, though." "Don't mind that band of loose rock, it's only for 15-20 feet."

Your belayer while you are on a difficult lead: "Can you wait a minute up there? Uh-oh, I can't undo that knot..."

That picture of David on it, fuly extended off a sidepull crimper below his waist .Siiiiick!

There's also the refrigerator size block on Wartley's Revenge that came down recently (with some help), that fell nicely into the belay stance.

Wow, They are really tearing up the climbing discussion over here

It's not even 5 pm here. No worries, I am sure I will be plenty drunk in a few hours. Go "Figger"

Amanita muscaria contains muscimol that produces feelings of euphoria, hallucinations, muscle jerks, drowsiness, sweating, pupil dilation, and increased body temperature. Symptoms appear 30 to 90 minutes after eating this mushroom and are most intense after two or three hours. People who eat these mushrooms usually fall into a deep sleep. Plus, It'll kill ya if you eat too much.

Mister E NO Knight of pentacles... responsable men are SOOOOOOOOO SEXY men who are capable and well established Just take women right over the edge... You will be getting lucky (but not with me ) Nice! So that penis costume WILL work tonight. Thanks

What is in my future, O Great Seer? p.s. Are you a Madame, in the other sense of the word as well?

You really should stay away from the Aminita Mascaria.