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"Dude, you're back clipped" "Uh, what?" "You're back clipping you need to clip in correctly" (sound of TWO carabiners snapping shut) "Dude, what the hell are you doing?! Now you're not clipped in at all!" "Watch me"

61)Cocaine powder?

Some of you folks talk about working your ass off like it's a good thing. If my money goes towards The "guvimint" arranging to give us us ALL more free time, I'd be very happy.

Great job guys!! looked fun, but cold! How much pro did you place?

That is scary!

sometimes when I'm playing my guitar my dog just stares at me and groans. Dogs are hilarious.

Hey, Mt Guide! Got your message! I can help you, I'll call tonight!

That's fucking awesome!

Because Dru, nobody here knows the difference

That's a toughie. I've been in plenty o' situations where the knots got stuck. I'd hate to rap off the end of my rope though, so it's a tough call sometimes. Last couple years, I've been backing my device up with an autoblock. Wouldn't necessarily help in an end of the line scenario, but it definitely adds security.

"Dude, I'm gonna re-build the belay." "DUDE! I need those pieces for the next pitch!" "well there's no way I'm gonna use this belay" "Dude, we're on huge fucking ledge! We could sleep up here!"

Ahhh! Mt Analogue! EXCELLENT book. Somehow I find it incredibly right that Dumal never finished it.

Come on, Seattle peeps, don't leave me hanging! ONE of you has had to have eaten at Firenze in Bellevue. Anyone? Hello?? Hello??

Rock Jocks, Wall Rats and Hangdogs by John Long. Funn-nnee!

Are you guys doing Ween or the Boys of the Lough?

WELL?!!!

Hey, have any of you eaten at this italian joint called Firenze in Bellevue? Man, that place is fucking awesome.

Got a reply from an e-mail inquiry a few months back from some county guy that told me that they're still thinking about access. Pretty curt letter.

Do they even make regular Corn Nuts anymore? WTF?! I like my Corn Nutz like I like my poops: regular.

In Seattle? I don't know... I think that there'd be some somewhere down near Pike St.

Hershey's. Pfffft! It ain't like Toblerone either. It's crazy. It's really good. Some of it has champagne grapes and hazelnuts in it.. mmm.....

So There's this crazy ass Russian place here in Eugene that sells all sorts of crazy shit. The chocolate from Russia is nummy. Anybody else have Russian chocolate? nummers.

I'll bet that makes the hot tub extra nice. As long as Kong, er I mean Cheyenne, doesn't get in there too.

Oh, I thought the punchline was "I'm not interested in your penis! Pack up your rape culture and take a hike!"