bunglehead

That's fucking wrong. I love my junk. I say hello to it first thing.

Agreed. That mag ROCKS.

"I've got to fertilize my fish farm"

That's awesome.

They're up to no good again!

And where does the white go when you grind Oreos in a blender?

Your posting that link and then me reading it caused me severe mental anguish. Get a lawyer, buddy, cause I'm gonna sue the pants off of you.

Pudding.

College drinking rocks!! I see it every Firday night, and it's an awesome sight. I've posted this before but here goes again. One time I was climbing Shamu at Smiffy, got to the chains and as I was setting up my rappel, noticed I hadn't doubled back. Bad news. Glad I noticed before I leaned back.

FUCK STEELY DAN Stupid fucking name anyways. GOD I HATE THOSE FUCKS. Maceo parker though, he fucking rocks. He's been touring with his son who busts out some phat raps. It's awesome

I don't know if you freaks up in Washy have to deal with this or not, but down here in Orygun there's a manuever fucking fucks pull I call the Oregon fade. they gun it to the yellow light and let off the gas and coast through the red, subsuquently making it all that more difficult to run a red

Summary: Excellent euphemisms for having to shit "I've gotta go, I'm crowning" "Man, I gotta take a dump. I've got turtle heads" "I'm going to drop the kids off at the pool" "I'm going to download some personal data files" "I've got to go see a man about a horse" Please add to the list as you see fit

Fart first thing. Or right when you meet the folks.

That pic of J-Tree is bee-yoo-tee-full!

I've got nothin

Good one Ryland.

Hmmm... no witty retorts...

I don't know, but I was thinking earlier this week that I haven't made chili in a while. I'll try it and let you know. (I'm still skeptical, however)

Not even mentioning the fact that polenta in chili is wrong. Polenta in chili: ICK! Polenta in Chile might be good, but that sounds expensive.

BAM!

Uhh....

That's pretty funny. I'm surprised I haven't seen one of these in Eugene.

Cleanse Thyself!

Would that be released or recorded before 2003? Heey YAAA!!

Like, as in, 1925 A.D.????