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Sphinx

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  1. I'm thinking not too many chicks, either...
  2. Holy shit! But I don't feel like spending all my money and time getting stormed off shit. Nice pic, though.
  3. Sphinx

    Hangovers

    So what the fuck is the point of getting rip-roaring drunk?
  4. I agree with the roping-up issue. As for the snowcat, would you say you had climbed hood if you took the snowcat up to the Hogsback? I wouldn't. Since the commonly recognised starting point for the south side of hood is the parking lot, don't say you climbed the mountain unless you climbed it from the parking lot. I don't care if you take a ride up in a snowcat, yeah, it'll be more fun, but then don't say you climbed Hood. It's the same as redpointing a sport route. You don't say you climbed it if you pulled on draws. Period. Sure, you can say that it doesn't matter, and unless you hike up for sea level you haven't climbed shit, but that's pointless. We all cheat at some level. Just say what you did. I don't see you point about hardmen soloing LR. How is this relevant to the South Slog on Hood?
  5. It weighs nearly two pounds: source
  6. Flag is lost anyways, no thanks to the rabid overbolter the Tvedts. They killed the place.
  7. I don't get why you'd rope up there anyways. Do the old chute, and there aren't any schrunds to fall into, so no need for a rope. Hood can be sketchy due to the gumby factor.
  8. Who's Colin going with?
  9. Fuck off. Smoking pot rules! If you enjoy lowering your metal capacities.....
  10. lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollolollol
  11. Sphinx

    More jokes:

    A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense bartender , but if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will." Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker, were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go fuck herself." Three men had a very late night drinking Guinness. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first guy claims that he was the most drunk, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks." The second guy said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" The third guy proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with the wife, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!" The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first guy spoke out again, "Listen, guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."
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  13. Summer suckx.
  14. "edited by ERIK daily, starting at 08:25 AM Dwayner: Trask: biotch The rest of you losers:
  15. HEY SHITINX i Do ski. and very well too! melt snow...melt snow...melt snow... So why are you happy? I might suck as skiing, but I love snow.
  16. Gee, I'm scared. For an avatar, you are pretty lame.
  17. I'm in Seattle and this still sucks. Suckatskis: you'd love snow if you skied! Everything is melting! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This just blows!
  18. Dwayner, you don't seem to understand the fact that you're boring, predictable, and lame. You seem kinda touchy on the getting laid issue...I'm probably right.
  19. A .9mm? You couldn't kill a snafflehound with a .9mm. The .357 will take care of all you gapers with power to spare.
  20. Damn! How'd you get from the top of one mountain to the other? He musta meant Easton: here's the link
  21. I pack GregW's .357 mag for a reason.
  22. Don't go expensive. I got a pair of 50 buck smiths, and they have never fogged up, ever. They don't have excessive airflow, and they are comfy. Yellow lens. For glaciers in summer you want something dark, glacier glasses will probably do fine. Again, don't spend too much.
  23. That's fucking RAD, man. Cheers to the little guy!
  24. Where? I have never found a situation where I'd rather have a wired hex than a slung hex.
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