lummox

but sometimes i just gotta. wtf is going on wit mt hood snow conditions?

i would do ann coulter minute for as long as it takes to crawl a country mile even if she is silly: 'Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.'

dude. where did you find that quote? that is funny as all hell. question: how can you make ann colter scream twice? humor through extreme understatement?

grow a funmanchu hulk-hogan moustache to complete the ensemble and you will never sleep alone.

that be called 'freedumb' wine now.

sasquatch is strictly old skool. muther fuker goes ground up.

bigfoot? seen it? shit. by the way some dudes be growing the gnarl body hair i would say some freaky chicks done got bigfoot to bust a nut in em.

heres the deal mofo: get someone to drive you and a partner. arrange a later pickup time. a car sitting on the highway is the obvious place for you to get busted. any more questions?

you werent driving a car in the early seventies were you? its better to ask the association that looks after any irrigation canal or ditch before taking their water. you might even have to pay a little. what is the price per acre foot these days? $7?

the short simple answer to 'how to open a wine bottle' is suck. hard. you can do it with a pocket knief blade by sticking it in kina sideways then lifting it out. if you can get the cork moving by twisting it will come out easier. note: i have only successfully done this a couple times and have mangled a lot of corks trying. but you already prolly got the bottle open by now.

uh. i cant find the punchline.

you have tipped the balance of my decision for me. hotcha!

'synovial'. 'dry heaves'. riiight. fess to the self stroke ya onanist.

anchor in really really good. belay the second with a device. like a grigri if you are the typical sportie mo-ron. but bring a rap device cause you will fail to get to that bolt a mere 5' away at the crux. when the second arrives at the belay anchor them in really really good too. it is like way bad form to boge and like kill yourself or sumpin. really.

maybe the chron will chill those super aggro mofos the hell out. get the passive aggresive nation hooked on cheetos.

it has been said many times. must be true: ethics are for easy climbs. i do get bummed when i hear about chipping. even if the new route goes at 12 or more. it is just lame imo. who needs another hard sport climb anyhow?

i am waiting for the video release. on beta.

been there done that. had to confirm that my skull aint any stranger than most others. dont think i did.

my first marriage. lasted for fucked up years.

my homeboy can outclimb all ya all.

whynt ya make a 3 layer exlax ice cream thing and set the trap for the suckas.

a girlfriend waxed my legs one time. sort of like a bdsm mixed with personal hygeine kinda thing. the anticipation of the rip . . .

wow. 7 years is a long time to know someone.

i dont do that no more. i hate that stubble-poke pinprick.