lummox

i am saddened. my condolences to his friends and family.

had a day off work so i hooked up with a fine lady. shambala.

lummox here for good time. not long time. anyone want to take out a policy on me with themslefs as benefactor?

i think yall should thank that terrorist guy for not putting a bomb in his pants. think about that the next time you go through airport security.

thanks dude.

is fukin with my left elbow. selfmassage helps. [insert wankin joke here]. anybody got better ideas?

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Chondromalacia (aka runner's knee) is not the good kind of asskicking. That was the advice of my Sports Medicine doc, who is doc for the Giants, Raiders, and Sharks, among others. dude. i preciate the lobbed softball to wack back down your throat but i am gonna pass. this time.

funniest thing i have read in awhile.

whatever fag. it is called 'plyometric' exercise. and that shit works. because you get your ass kicked by it not does nullify its worth. beeotch.

i like to ride my bike around and out of town. i like to run on cool days through the forest. i read poems and cry. wait a minute. . . carrying heavy shit around on your back is good training for carrying heavy shit around on your back.

aint no prblem for me. i gots some jedi shit going on.

it must suck to be a skinny wimp muth fuker gettin picked on all the dam time. on the other hand it aint no good being an aggro dickhead.

God's wackjobs is more like it.

cocaine is a helluva drug.

sorry sinner but you are so fuked. burn in hell?

are you just gonna lay there and stink or get up and make me a sammich?

those knocks to the noggin will catch up to you someday. punchy. oh yeah: duck next time.

dont know. dont care.

big ass girls NEVER go out of style.

capping on reverend falwell? you mutha fukers need to have your ass kicked. leave the sped alone.

i dont need to make an excuse. bitch.

that shit is for soft rock. like at pinnacles california for example.

i aint ever had a problem. i got a 50 dollar one. dont know the brand. i have used hp and memorex cds. i do fuk up in what i burn. choosing wrong songs and shit like that.

it aint really voice activated. is it?