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  2. Hehehe. Dwayner hasn't gotten pussy for 20 years, no wonder the guy's bitter and self-delusional. Yeah--unlike you who hasn't a clue what he's missing, eh sport? Once again, I appreciate the concern, but I typically don't discuss my sex life on the internet.
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  4. cracked

    Poll of the day

    Mounties?
  5. WTF is a 'yosemite boline'? Only mounties do this. A) you're an idiot if you don't know a yosemite boline B) Tree guys tie clove hitches backed up with two half hitches all the time. I know you weigh a lot, but I shock load logs that weigh more than you all the time and the knot works great. [/quote Tree guys are mounties!?!?! Whatever, I really don't care. As for you yoboline, do you mean a double bowline? Or a double rewoven bowline? This thread should be taken out and shot.
  6. Hehehe. Dwayner hasn't gotten pussy for 20 years, no wonder the guy's bitter and self-delusional.
  7. WTF is a 'yosemite boline'? Only mounties do this.
  8. FUCK YOU CAT TURD. EAT SHIT AND DIE CAT TURD. FUCK OFF AND DIE CAT TRUD. KISS MY HAIRY FINN ASS CAT TURD. IN OTHER WORDS CAT TURD I DISLIKE EVERYTHING YOU MIGHT STAND FOR OR DO. So you admit he has a good point and you can't defend yourself with logic and cunning? Lame. Just more hot air.
  9. Hey! I ski, but don't get high! Or is that what you're saying?
  10. To all the jerk-offs who claim that a. a bowline will not remain attached to you if it is tied incorrectly, and b. that a clove hitch is a strong "knot": Tell Lynn Hill that a bowline won't stay attached to a harness if it isn't completely tied. She nearly died because it did. As for a clove hitch, they slip at roughly 1000lbs. So no, it isn't 'strong', per se. But since people only use clove hitches for anchor setups, etc, there is no danger, and if one slips it simply helps equalize the system. I use a figure-8 because it's second nature, I don't have too many problems untying it (200 lbs, shut up), it's bombproof, and easy to inspect. This is SUCH a stupid argument.... On a Friday night, no less....
  11. Looks like a stoned Gollum with hair!
  12. I don't believe he lands the MILFs now. My hero destroyed.
  13. He's right. I'm not going to go through the effort to prove it though. I know I'm right, that's enough for me. PS that link to girth-hitch strengths probly has somthing about different knots.
  14. Dru, you still suck. Almost as bad as Dwayner.
  15. I always thought you'd look gayer.
  16. Hi Dwayer! You still suck! Your pal, Sporto.
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    NICE PEOPLE REALLY SUCK!
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  19. Yeah, the fahq is for Iain/DFA/Extremococksucker.
  20. i sense a silly debate on sportclimb versus trad-climb ratings coming on. I hope not. I find that most trad routes are similar in difficulty to sport routes of the same grade, only I'm pretty inefficient placing gear, so I waste energy.
  21. It would be interesting if people note how hard they climb, too. I haven't lead anything harder than 10c trad, but I've done a few 12s sport. I am physically capable to climbing harder trad, but I am scared to fall on gear that I placed (yeah, it's irrational).
  22. cracked

    Poles?

    Flicklocks RULE! Esp the whippets, but they are too expensive, I haven't bought any yet. I have used my pair for about five years now, and have never had a problem. The grips are durable and comfy, too. Mattp, personally, I like to adjust my poles in the field, long for up, much shorter for down. YMMY. Personal choice.
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    No....McHale makes some HUGE fucking packs.
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