gapertimmy

shocking! i haven't had a tear wake me up before, but fahken this morning when the covers were lifted, the staleiez from my sheets were rank, mix that in with my 2 dogs in the room, and G W Bush might think i'm manufacturin biological weapons. mochas are trouble, I can pound one in town, and by the time i'm at the mountain (20mins) the churning has peaked. last night, i ate nachos and artichoke dip, with ~ 6 pilsners, damn, something is foul. now i'm eating a burrito for lunch, will it ever stop? I think not.

no results yet on my PTL. I will start a true tally once July 1 hits, but in order to make the results, solid (as opposed to soft), i think i'd have to do a 2-3 year analysis.

goat pron

although it isn't uncommon for me to fart, almost constantly, obviously the morning after drinking is always filled with much ass fust. my question is, do you find that your post-beer ass fust has different scents depending on the type of beer consumed? discuss.

http://www.nwhikers.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2365 dude marylou, why you like cyber chat so much?

DFA- patron saint of sport climbing

37 registered peeps online right now, how come no spray, lurkin bastards

'tis quiet, perhaps too much fun at pub clubz? i'm hella bored, maybe i'll go find some richard simmons pictures to post, or david hasselhoff perhaps.

After a stellar couple of afternoons at smiffy rox, we had a gathering at bend brewery. Tuesday night $2.25 pints, an afternoon on the rock, how can one go wrong? CLetus and i had met some fine folks at smith the past couple of days and told them to come join in the fun. The first group was 3 so-cal hardwomen who riddiculed our weak climbing skillz, and the last PLAB ASS was Darth Yellow, this sick suave mofo wearing khaki pants, green poly button down shirt, mellow yellow darth helmet, whom we spotted aiding up Moonshine dihedral with some home made aiders wearing hiking boots. We were in awe at the skillz so we had to ask him to come to pub club. Unfortunately, darth didn't show, but the ladies did. Much beer and nachos were consumed, the result was a hung over gaper this am with a mouth that just reaked of beer and garlic, BLEH. To finish it off in true Bend style, we finished the festivites off this morning with a skin up BACHY, and some early morning turns.... blue skies, sunshine, and no wind. Tasty.

i'll go whitcha next tuesday.

i piss on tourons from a great height.

nice tr meat gazer!

yep

i'll be wearing that outfit to smiffy this afternoon, the girls will just flock to take a look at my fine ass

the only thing green that comes out of me (besides my mad BLING BLING when I"m at STARS) is poop after I eat at Super Taco in bend. Sure there wasn't much snow before fall creek, it was patchy at best, besides, techinically, one crosses fall creek within about 50 yards of the green lakes TH, SOOOOOO, my beta was dead on man!

i'm breakin ho's like tennis rackets, BEYOTCH

[troll] my dad grew up in spovegas, fist graduating class from Shadle Park HS Spokenites are constantly bringing up stupid shit like Ryne Sandberg and John STockton to prove that pit is capable of producing good. Perhaps I was jaded early on in my life by having to visit Spokane at least once a year, but it is a scary place. Take yer bloomsday and shove it up yer only worse is the spokane native that goes to wazzu, talk about some serious issues, sorry dad [/troll]

It appears that the epidemic of TH car prowls has hit bend. Had a friend who lost a fair amount of his gear at Tumalo Falls this winter, and just this morning, a kind FS employee warned us that there had just been a break in at Meadows Camp. We ended up driving to the Inn at the 7th mountain, parked there and then went to the river trail, you don't have to pay a TH fee this way either.

spokane is

aka extremhomomtdude bag LOL

details, details, i had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much fahqin coffee this morning

the first beyotch!

did you supply the malenaise?

you are all so suck

just got the title to my truck, finisehd the four fucking years of payments, ITS DONE, ITS MINE... now it will break down