gapertimmy

its snowing right now!

yeah i got some sick turns in this AM.

thanks drul! i'm gonna let chinook into your tent so you 2 can snuggle.

IMZ ALL BOUTZ DA BLING BLING BEYOTCH, str8 P.I.M.P. juice up in ya hizzy. I actually finally got my truck canopy fixed.... Timmy had the last laugh with that one though, FUCK INSURANCE COMPANY ASS HOLEZ (yeah i'm talking bout you erika)

We're (me, becky, carolyn, porno puppies) are leaving bend this evening and will be getting in pretty late. Who else is going to be around Friday for craggin? I'm hoping (like always) to do some easier stuff that has walk offs as Becky don't like da rappel. Any suggestions?

go spit some mad rhymez on this site: http://www.50cent.com/bboard/forum/index.asp

I rapped off some WAY sketchy anchors at the top of bunny face one time. one of them was a spinner

i also like goldenshowers when i'm passed out, i'm sure we can arrange something.

i'm sportin my snaffle sweatshirt though, still lookin hella dope i might add... but what is that brown stuff by my face? someone d-up by my head?

damz, i guess i left too early, sorry i missed you iain, maybe you were one of the dudes that gave me a golden shower friday night

no where were YOU iaxx! so you were at smith but didn't come out to hang, super lame BRO BRAH!

Mrs. C on Revelations, it was her first .9 climb, I'm so proud and expecting her to be my ropegun soon.

CROSS POST FROM OREGON FORUM: ************************************* Thought I'd start up a rope up TR thread so it wouldn't get lost among the original planning thread. Here's how it went down. THURSDAY 18:00 I arrived home and frantically checked the mail, thankfully I saw the package from AMAZON.COM, I ran back to the house and opened it up, I knew my salvation was within the box, and yes it truly was.... my own autographed copy of Rope Up For Dummies by Theodore Ruxpin and Beck. I spent the remainder of the evening scouring the pages that held the life giving beta on how to have a smokin rope up. I realized that I was already way behind schedule and wouldn't be able to get notices in major newspapers about the smith-up, but I reluctantly forged ahead with my planning. Some last minute calls were made, some sausages were bought, and it was time for bed. FRIDAY 10:00 gapermobile rolls into smiffy in high hopes of finding crag partners. rumor had it that the ropeguns of the .com would be sending sick lines in the gorge, but the gorge makes my pussy hurt, and i couldn't find that little beyotch erika, so i did some SICK bouldering and went around slapping fine arses of prana babes all the while promoting the evenings festivities. The bend homies G-RAY and Jlag rolled in wit some serious bling bling around 1ish, and after they signed some autographs in the upper picnic area, the local rock stars rolled down park side, and we set out to work on some of our super secret projects. FRIDAY 19:00 the party rolls over to the blessed grasslands. G-RAY whips the Deschutes IPA outta the subaru, slapeth the tap on top, and magically sprayers started to emerge from the juniper. as if driven by instincts, erik magically appears right as the keg is taped, followed shortly by fire master AlpineK. K gets the fire sparked and then the wimmin start rolling in droves. Muffy, Minx, Carolyn, ChrisT, sheat like 70percent of the wommen sprayers are in the mix, ahhhh jeah, we gotz da bling bling up in the hizzy muhhhh nizzy! The rest of the evening gets kind of foggy for me, the last thing i remember is fejas rolling in and throwing some jager at me, trouble was brewing on the high desert. The keg of deschutes runs dry!!!! But in swoops rbw1966 with the gifts of the Terminal Gravity God, another IPA and some stout. Around when erik was doing solo keg stands, my sorry ass drifted over under a juniper tree and passed out. I discovered the next day that this tree was used as the golden shower tree for most of the evening... but thats a normal friday night for me, drunk, assed out and pissed on. The morning after: SATURDAY 06:00 my sorry ass has to wake up and get back to bend. half drunk, half hung over, i stumble to my WFR class. I made it through half the day and then passed out at home while the true hardmen and women were out climbing. GRRRRR, but I'm still happy to know people were out havin fun on the tuft. SATURDAY 17:00 Miss Becky and I load up the kids and bring up the grill for an evening of sausage and fine beer. The all-stars of cc.com once again slowly rolled into the camp sites. Stories of good times on the rock are passed around as if they were trasks' mom, bad jokes that were heard the night before were re-told, and as cletus would say, a good time was had by all. distel on chain, photo by ehmmic Terminal Gravity rolls in with the family and blessed us with another partial keg that the dirtbag legion dutifully drained in under an hour. Erik then pooled together the resources of the group, and went out on a beer run.... after an hour passes with no sign of erik, we all figure he took the cash and went to STARS, but he eventually came back and the party raged on. Texplorer Tending the grill, Off White and others await some HC Saturday was melow, but plab, it was great to chat and see some old friends, meet some new ones, and well, be plab Bunch o sprayers, winter, erik, uncletricky, whirlwind, distel32, muffy, michael layton.... notice eriks nice clean shorts The MRS and I got a bit tired and cruised home cuz she didn't want me sleeping in a puddle of piss again. SUNDAY 12:00 Becky and I had a leisurly morning, and then rolled out to the smiffy pumpkin patch and met up with Jlag once again for some final tuff-fest craggin. It was damned hot but in the late afternoon, the crowds left, and the shadows grew long over that magical place called Smith Rock: becky on revelations some closing notes and thank yous So now that my poor attempt at a funny TR is coming to a close I wanted to tell eveyone thanks for coming down, I had a great time, and was glad the gathering was a hit. I would especially like to thank the following people who really helped make this thing happen: G-RAY For the kind donation of the Deschutes IPA keg, and for belaying my sorry ass up easy routes Terminal Gravity For his more than generous donations of his fine brew, and for being an all around great guy CC.COM Donors Donations from various folks on the site paid for Saturday nights BBQ food, and some other goodies for the trip, not to mention these folks help keep the site up! Becky For helping out with the food on saturday and hanging out with all of my freaky internet friends. Thanks again for all who came down, it was a blast, and plan on it becoming an annual event. Timmy

Thought I'd start up a rope up TR thread so it wouldn't get lost among the original planning thread. Here's how it went down. THURSDAY 18:00 I arrived home and frantically checked the mail, thankfully I saw the package from AMAZON.COM, I ran back to the house and opened it up, I knew my salvation was within the box, and yes it truly was.... my own autographed copy of Rope Up For Dummies by Theodore Ruxpin and Beck. I spent the remainder of the evening scouring the pages that held the life giving beta on how to have a smokin rope up. I realized that I was already way behind schedule and wouldn't be able to get notices in major newspapers about the smith-up, but I reluctantly forged ahead with my planning. Some last minute calls were made, some sausages were bought, and it was time for bed. FRIDAY 10:00 gapermobile rolls into smiffy in high hopes of finding crag partners. rumor had it that the ropeguns of the .com would be sending sick lines in the gorge, but the gorge makes my pussy hurt, and i couldn't find that little beyotch erika, so i did some SICK bouldering and went around slapping fine arses of prana babes all the while promoting the evenings festivities. The bend homies G-RAY and Jlag rolled in wit some serious bling bling around 1ish, and after they signed some autographs in the upper picnic area, the local rock stars rolled down park side, and we set out to work on some of our super secret projects. FRIDAY 19:00 the party rolls over to the blessed grasslands. G-RAY whips the Deschutes IPA outta the subaru, slapeth the tap on top, and magically sprayers started to emerge from the juniper. as if driven by instincts, erik magically appears right as the keg is taped, followed shortly by fire master AlpineK. K gets the fire sparked and then the wimmin start rolling in droves. Muffy, Minx, Carolyn, ChrisT, sheat like 70percent of the wommen sprayers are in the mix, ahhhh jeah, we gotz da bling bling up in the hizzy muhhhh nizzy! The rest of the evening gets kind of foggy for me, the last thing i remember is fejas rolling in and throwing some jager at me, trouble was brewing on the high desert. The keg of deschutes runs dry!!!! But in swoops rbw1966 with the gifts of the Terminal Gravity God, another IPA and some stout. Around when erik was doing solo keg stands, my sorry ass drifted over under a juniper tree and passed out. I discovered the next day that this tree was used as the golden shower tree for most of the evening... but thats a normal friday night for me, drunk, assed out and pissed on. The morning after: SATURDAY 06:00 my sorry ass has to wake up and get back to bend. half drunk, half hung over, i stumble to my WFR class. I made it through half the day and then passed out at home while the true hardmen and women were out climbing. GRRRRR, but I'm still happy to know people were out havin fun on the tuft. SATURDAY 17:00 Miss Becky and I load up the kids and bring up the grill for an evening of sausage and fine beer. The all-stars of cc.com once again slowly rolled into the camp sites. Stories of good times on the rock are passed around as if they were trasks' mom, bad jokes that were heard the night before were re-told, and as cletus would say, a good time was had by all. distel on chain, photo by ehmmic Terminal Gravity rolls in with the family and blessed us with another partial keg that the dirtbag legion dutifully drained in under an hour. Erik then pooled together the resources of the group, and went out on a beer run.... after an hour passes with no sign of erik, we all figure he took the cash and went to STARS, but he eventually came back and the party raged on. Texplorer Tending the grill, Off White and others await some HC Saturday was melow, but plab, it was great to chat and see some old friends, meet some new ones, and well, be plab Bunch o sprayers, winter, erik, uncletricky, whirlwind, distel32, muffy, michael layton.... notice eriks nice clean shorts The MRS and I got a bit tired and cruised home cuz she didn't want me sleeping in a puddle of piss again. SUNDAY 12:00 Becky and I had a leisurly morning, and then rolled out to the smiffy pumpkin patch and met up with Jlag once again for some final tuff-fest craggin. It was damned hot but in the late afternoon, the crowds left, and the shadows grew long over that magical place called Smith Rock: becky on revelations some closing notes and thank yous So now that my poor attempt at a funny TR is coming to a close I wanted to tell eveyone thanks for coming down, I had a great time, and was glad the gathering was a hit. I would especially like to thank the following people who really helped make this thing happen: G-RAY For the kind donation of the Deschutes IPA keg, and for belaying my sorry ass up easy routes Terminal Gravity For his more than generous donations of his fine brew, and for being an all around great guy CC.COM Donors Donations from various folks on the site paid for Saturday nights BBQ food, and some other goodies for the trip, not to mention these folks help keep the site up! Becky For helping out with the food on saturday and hanging out with all of my freaky internet friends. Thanks again for all who came down, it was a blast, and plan on it becoming an annual event. Timmy

dude! its safe, trust me.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/monkeys.php

i'm blown away, that explains SO much. Thanks.

i think i'm not feeling well, might have to call in sick tomorrow

wx report looking pleasant: http://wwwa.accuweather.com/adcbin/public/local_index.asp?zipcode=97756&partner=accuweather i'm bringing out my proprane grill for saturday night feast of costco products: hamburgers, turkeryburgers and of course SAUSAGE one request for group equipment: ice. just grab a bag when you are in town or en route so we can keep the beverages cool.

FYI: Friday night is co-sponsored by TG and some fine folks from Bend, OR sporting some of Deschutes' finest. Who all is going to be at GL fri night cuz we'll have lots o swill to toss back.

I got meself one of them minidisc players so this guy doesn't get much use anymore, needs a good home. Excellent for running, approaches, and rocking out with your cock out. NEXII MP3 player, see attached pic- takes Compact Flash type I and II memory (unlimited songs basically) 2 AA bat's supply HOURS of listening enjoyment Neato neoprene case, perfect for running i'll bring it to smith if anyone would like to check it out. for $50 you get the player AND a 128MB Compact Flash Card (which will hold up to about 4-5 cd's of mp3 music)

DFA IS COMING TO TUFT FEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guess i'm gonna have to hire some crowd control