gapertimmy

its cool to have team spirt, college town and all, but getting a deep forest green paint job on your rig, 2 flags, and one of those big ass O's is just kinda lame.

good boy, you make daddy happy

heading to the sierra oct 24-31, will be crusing out of bend the 24th, have room in my rig for 1. if anybody is interested PM or email me. i plan on mainly doing some hiking/scrambling and wanking, but if someone wants to go would love to do some climbing as well. TIMM@Y

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I spent the weekend in a tracker course at some sheriff's work camp (prison) outside of eugene. some poor inmate picked a bad weekend to pull of a heist... he stashed a router, some gardening tools and clothing in the woods nearby, his wife was going to pick them up on visitor day on saturday, but some dudes doing their tracking course found his stash and homeboy got busted. some guys just have all the luck!

I'M DEAD SEXY, OHHH YEA, I'M A SEXY BITCH!!! please note the 8=D in the corner, thats the icing on the cake! dude, what a mamoth register eh? the first entry though was pretty damn sweet if you ask me.

i was in euguene over the weekend, actually at the lane county forest work camp (read: low security prison... was I serving time or....?), anyhow, the sheer amount of wankers with UofO shit flying of their vehicles angered me, and I don't know if I can ever go back there.

I got a postcard from PLAyBoy mag and i had to send it BACK to them if i didn't want a free years subscription. Interesting tactic... I pretended to not see the postcard, and after the deadline had passed said something to becky like "Holy shit, those bastards!" she saw right through my plot, but I get nudy magazine day once a month (as many visitors to chez gapertimmy have happily found out)

i might be mistaken, isn't there quite a bit of climbing memorabilia on display in the Awahne? Who owns that collection? NPS or the concesionaire?

Von Spank... lemme know if you'll be coming through bend to or from the desert so we can go smiffy rox and drink jubel ale.

this is rather simple.... a 10 day trip to Aurora would be ideal.... good food, and free popcorn at ricks, and the vu ain't half bad either.

as per Lowell's request for latest topics.... the new version of the bb we'll probably go with will allow you to subscribe to get latest posts, pretty customizable, but i guess that would just be another piece of spam in yer inbox. i'm hoping to get some more time to do shit, but have a few other projekts going on right now.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: I heard Timmmay got some 8=D cause he moderated this site HUH? you wanna see my 8=D I'M A STAR I'M A STAR I'M A STAR

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stupid is as stopid does, i fell for it

thats a holiday weekend? what holiday? am i retarded, wait i withdraw that last question i'm sure i'll be around, i never leave bend, its my special place. when i go to a town with over 100k people, i break out in hives and have to rub petroleum jelly all over my body to make it go away... you still want to drink/climb with me?

try to figure this out: http://cs.bluffton.edu/~scoffman/magic.html

i love when people blatantly advertise on the board, EAD

Hi, my name is gaper. And, by the way, 8 does equal D. So the story goes, at the last moment Saturday morning before crusin up to smiffy tuff wit homey cletus, and main woman beckiest, i made a last minute alteration to my helmet. Inspired entirely by discussion from this fine board, I peeled off a slice of athletic tape and plastered it across the front of my pretty electric blue (whatever happened to that fine tv show?). I then took a sharpie and wrote the follwing information about myself: GAPER and in the lower right hand corner a small, but noticeable 8=D I was fully convinced that by admiting to the world my gaperness, that I would be able to crank harder. Indeed I did crank hard that day *COUGH* 5.4 on site*, but the true irony of my new helmet art would occur on sunday while perched on the North notch of mount chossington. ACT ONE: GAPERS AT THE NOTCH As we approached the north ridge of fine mount chossington, cletus, b-rock, and meself were stoaked at the nice day, and looking forward to the *fine* central oregon granite that lie ahead of us. Then all of a sudden, much to our dismay, we spotted a cluster (FAHQ) of climbers perched high on the ridge above us.... trekking poles glistened in the morning light, and sparkles shimmered off the biners which hung so proudly on their harnesses.... indeed, our fears had come true, that sign we saw that AM at the campground was fully realized: MAZAMA'S GROUP SITE #7. Sooo, we reached the notch where we were greeted by our new friends, the witty climbing conversation soon began: cletus "morning folks!" mazamas*6 "HELLO!!" b-rock "you guys with the mazamas?" mazama #1 "why yes, how could you tell?" no sarcasm at all b-rock "the name tags on the helmets..." ****laughter erupts from the audience****** mazama#2 "Don't you guys have helmets" cletus "Of course!" and gapertimmy places his new helmet proudly on his head.... his silent protest... his vindication.... ohhh the plabness of it all INTERMISSION: we have a plab ass climb, great weather, a little bit of a scare and we rejoin our alpine heroes on a rapell/belay ledge half way up to route.... ACT TWO: TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE cletus and b-rock exit stage right, leaving young gapertimmy clad in helmet behind on the ledge with 8 mazamas. Mazama Chief "So great day for a climb" gapertimmy "fucking plab if you ask me" Mazama Chief "plab?" gapertimmy "PLLLLLLLLAAAAABBB, freshiez." Mazama Chief "so why do you have GAPER written on your helmet?" gapertimmy "ohhh, my buddies down there think i'm a shitty climber, so they put that on there, kind of a joke ya know?" Mazama Chief "Ohh, I get it, you gape up at hard routes with your mouth wide open!" gapertimmy "YEP, YOU GOT IT BUDDY! You know JUST what i'm talkin bout" gaertimmy raps off into the sunset, proud to have spread the gapeword, and let the plab flow across the alpine land. THE END. In all honesty though, the mazama's (though there were TOO many of them for this route) we're fine folks, very courteous, and we're kind enough to let us climb through. to them, and WERD to my padnahs this past weekend. keepin it real on some fine choss!

momma always said i was a happy mistake

TUFF RULZ

same hair, same PLABNESS i bet they both like freshiez also

"everyone around here just needs a big hug"

"YOU TOO CAN SWEAT TO THE OLDIES CAVEMAN"