Formy, That is some funny shit Normally I would just say that is steroetyping (which it is) but I have lived in Boulder, Crested Butte and Telluride long enough to verify your worst fears. They, for the most part are really sweet and giving people (except the Nazi Vegan types) but it is a little rough to hang with them sometimes. That is one of the reasons we are raising our kid here.
Just so you know, they are only the patchouli smelling tip of the iceberg, There are so many around you and most of them dress down, from the lift-op that drives a 40k SUV to the kid that took over the Family business but has other people run it because he is too busy off-road racing down in Baja....