minx

do you think i want some prospective employer "googling" me and seeing of the lude spray i've contributed to? do suppose that i want someone whom i don't actually know to have ready access to my name?

yes, you're going to die

and here i am embarrassed about my post count being this high i think if i didn't have a job that i wouldn't have a post count.

great, now the mounties are gonna think your name is annabelle

we can hope! Unfortunately I have the extraordinarily frightening image of a miers/bush lovechild which bush? laura or george?

we can hope!

Not when they're the best! didn't her mother tell her that only hookers wear bright red lipstick after labor day.

Thank you for taking the time to post that. My condolences to you and your family. I'm so sorry for your loss.

aging white men wearing suits and smiles always look like they're guilty of something involving corruption, forged documents or lying to a committee or else they're planning to do any of the above.

Nah... I think if you lose the hair, you'd easily be mistaken for Annabelle. Easily. now why would i want to be mistaken for an anorexic media darling ? i think i can get this hair a little bigger with a little more aquanet

sure greta, i suggest you find out.

huh...i thought it was the fat that made me look fat.

thanks! i've really been working on my hair.

OJ=chaps' soul mate

ummm...NO! ick!

i can't step up to the level of inanity it takes to be chaps. although i do look great in a pair of chaps, i don't want to be chaps

obviously he bought the cologne and chaps for a special occasion...

what about Tuesday Jan 10 or Jan 17?

i don't think this really needs a caption. it says so much with out words

a COBRA can be replaced by an iaxxx

Yes, apparently it's time for an upgrade

does that mean you're wearing this now:

it's all fun and games until someone puts an eye out