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"we need to talk"

that too.

whenever you think someone is reading your PMs, you've been censored, or deleted. DUH!

I'm still waiting for my wrinkle cream. I don't see wrinkles on the lists of demons so I'm not quite sure why I need it. I think maybe it hasn't arrived b/c I haven't purged myself of all the demons. I'm working on B thru G today. I have more questions. Who is Blackwell? Why do they think he's a demon? What exactly are they going to do about catatonic stupor? does this mean I have to stop reading cc.com? (which is not on the list...hmmmm) Why can't I cry? Dejavu? nevermind...i think i already handled that demon or at least i think i have. Drunk at church? Why is this a demon and how else would one get through church? Electromagnetic Waves--should I be wearing a tinfoil hat? Evil Eye--that's my best parenting technique. now what am i supposed to do?

the moderators needed extra help. we just don't have time to read all of your PMs. We called in Olyclimber for back up. I've got go. I'm still trying to catch up on reading all of Layton's PMs and typing up a summary for the other moderators to enjoy.

happy birthday to ya!

oh-- i didn't know that rumr would go. i'm out.

i'm only going if greta and archenemy promise to go.

Is Prince Albert one of the demons? I haven't reached the "P" portion of the list yet

after discovering that i could buy skin care products and have my soul saved from the same website,i had an epiphany! clearly only god could make that precious combo possible! it's time for me to change! it's time for me to cleanse my soul and buy some wrinkle cream. i just made it as far as the second list of demons (this stuff's hardwork) After the first list and all those demons, it seems like you'd be about perfect if you got all those demons handled. ....but then there's a second list. now i have questions: ahab? huh? how is this a demon? they can cure acne? why isn't every pimply faced 14 years old in the bible belt checking this out? is this how the skin care products tie in? affliction? is this all afflictions or is their one biblical affliction that i should know about? asmodeus--ruler of lust? now...that sounds like a demon name...this is all starting to make sense now...but how do you get rid of this particular demon? why would you? damn...clearly, saving my soul is going to require getting answers to a lot of questions. i'm not even through the "A"s yet.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY! they might have! Evolution is just a theory after all! just ask the kansas state school board. evolution...it's just a theory

you say this like it's a bad thing. i'm insulted!

hopefully the offset in taxes will come from a decrease in the healthcare costs associated with smoking. i voted for it b/c i'd like to be able to go more places

YAY sobo! can't wait to read the trip report!

yep! thanks! did you put in a brown paper wrapper like i asked? i will remain local just at a different local locale

hey it's important to have skillz! i'm movin on up to the place where the really rich donors leave their "donations"

thanks just one of those things. i can't contain myself. i'm hopeless

today--i'll share. i spaz out more than once a week though, thanks. i got the bloody friggin job i've been wanting, interviewing for, and going nuts waiting for

HAHA!

nice fish but that's not the WAHOO i meant.

I think that picture you posted is actually straw...not hay.

get busy. we'll be expecting pictures of your new tatoo by 4pm today