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JGowans and I would like to take you out for a drink to celebrate. Pick your favorite watering hole.

The Reptile Man moved recently to Monroe from Goldbar. He will take portions of his collection to schools and put on shows. He is very entertaining. He has an enormous tortoise that he will let wander about and an iguana that he sets atop a box. The iguana would start to wander and he would just put it back on its box again and again. He brought several of the poisonous snakes and handled them in front of the kids, which surprised me. Among them was the Black Mamba. He even harassed the thing to get it to show it's fangs. I've seen the show twice. The kids absolutely loved it. The Reptile Man .

"Meow" is pretty weak as an argument.

Cost one dollah. Icegirl, I'll loan you the money.

Good God, he must have been pissed but good. We used to call those "sugar cookies". They are made of para-dichlorobenzene. Not soluble in water (or beer), but Christ almighty. Eeeeeuuuuwwww!

Note above pisser: "Please do not throw cigarettes in urinal, as they become soggy, and hard to light."

I cast my vote for Marymoor Park by the climbing rock.

Here's a variation of that one: In the days of old When knights were bold And paper wasn't invented, They'd wipe their ass With a blade of grass And walk away, contented.

If that is a limerick, then something is missing.

It seems intuitive that ice should be thicker and therefore safer close to shore, but in mountain lakes this is not always the case. The moving water from inlet streams and to a lesser extent outlet streams cause disturbances that thin the ice in their vicinity. Sometimes it is safer in the center of the lake.

I'm not sure the exact reason for the shorts over polypro, but I think it is because it is a really cheap combo. After a newbie has shelled out for harness, helmet, crampons, axe, boots, etc., there isn't always cash left for $150 Schoeller pants.

Wait, I got another limerick, I once knew a young girl named Alice, Who used dynamite as a phallus. They found her vagina In North Carolina, And part of her girdle in Dallas.

Happy birthday to Molly McGee. She died on this day at a hundred an' three. For fourteen long years She maintained her virginity. That's not a bad record For in this vicinity.

I thought Ari Fleischer's job was to NOT give out information.

1970's eh? You probably know all about dulfersitz and hip wraps. Those were the days of goldline and "the leader must not fall".

Yes, he did and it scarred him for life.

I thought you might like filters made out of hemp...

No, you already are flaming. Haloperidol is an antipsychotic. Here ya go. You can save $$$ buying in Canada.

Go take some Haldolol. You need it. You have a fecal fixation.

Trask, thanks for sharing that with us.

Go look in the mirror and you'll have your answer.

I have a Goffin Cockatoo at home. The cats know enough to leave the that bird alone. He has a bite that could severe a paw.