glacierdog

I'll attest to that! And a-toast to that!

Fun climb. Did you make the crux of the last pitch with any grace whatsoever?

which idiot did that??

Could be. I figured it was just because they have to put up with a bunch of drunks in their place of business. "We'll give you a discount to get tanked somewhere else!"

I think a handful of sausage might ruin the night for me!

So how could you be careful about that? "Hey, before I buy you this drink, could you please prove to me that you are not a man?"

Sounds good. Maybe we'll hit up Amsterdam during the day and kill the nights in Utrecht.

Utrecht? Is that the little town close by with the badass bars?

Ha ha, gotcha. I'm sure I'd have a whole new appreciation of Starry Night in that particular state of mind....

Sounds good. I'm all for it, but it might take some convincing for the other guys. "What? Van Gogh? There's a girl over here with doing amazing things with a golf ball and a stack of quarters, and you want to see Van Gogh? Who the fuck is Van Gogh?" So I'll have to wait and see.

So I slammed a nut in this crack you could barely get a finger into...

ha ha. This wine we had cost about the same. It was about 3 euro a bottle. For some reason it costs more if you drink the wine there than if you just buy a bottle to take home. WTF?

Amsterdam has art?? Didn't know that. Come to think of it, most of what I know about Amsterdam came from Pulp Fiction. Gay olympics. Ugh. There was a gay pride festival in Florida when I was there. A couple of sailors got drugged in a bar and woke up with sore assholes.

So I was buried to my elbow in Jessica's crack....

Rotterdam? Got it. I'll bring some brass knuckles along, too.

The steak turning me on had nothing to do with muffy, that's just the way is sounded. Oh, and if you had some of this steak, you would know what I'm talking about. Best steak I've had in my life, in a winery. We went through 8 bottles between the 5 of us.

So I'm going to Amsterdam in a few weeks. Anyone been there?

I ate a steak last night that turned me on. Hi muffy!

Ha ha, who's got email there? Fess up, I know one of you does.

Another thread falls victim to spray....

'preciate that.

Uh, sphincter? I registered 6 months before you, and I have a third of the posts you do. Something about a pot maligning a kettle comes to mind...

Oh, hey guys? Help, guys. Help me, please. Oh gawd, it's awful.

"Hands that do dishes can be soft as your horsecock." This is my new favorite toy. Till I get bored with it.