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glacierdog

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  1. Quit whining. I feel bad for the innocents who will be injured here. But better them than us. We are not the loose cannon. The Hussein regime is. We are removing them from power. Innocents will die. That's a hard fact to face, but what else should we do? Wait for the UN to pass more inneffective resolutions? Waste 12 more years waiting for a dictator to see the light and embrace his fellow man? Too late for that. We are striking surgically at the root of the problem. Our technology is every more accurate. This will not take long. It's happening. Mourn the innocent who will die. Mourn the soldiers in the field who will die. But keep in sight the goal. We are working to improve the world. Some cancers just need to be cut out.
  2. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAAAAAA!! Sound like sailors.
  3. Hope yer right, tomcat. I'm getting ancy as hell sitting on my hands.
  4. I'm about sick and tired of bantering back and forth with the UN. Let's fucking do it, or leave it alone. This traffic jam of quibbling debates is costing us money and demoralizing the troops. If something doesn't happen in the next week, I'm going to go postal.
  5. So which of our other allies showed a willingness to use chemical warfare? Saddams a loose cannon. I'm not saying that the others are anybetter, but at least they are more predictable, and hence easier to deal with.
  6. Three inches, yes. But a THICK three inches....
  7. Wow. You guys have entirely to much time on you hands.
  8. glacierdog

    funny

    Dang it! I thought that was really how you were supposed to do it!
  9. glacierdog

    I'm lost.

    Ha ha. French bashing week, eh?
  10. glacierdog

    I'm lost.

    I haven't logged in a few days, and I have there are six pages of new posts. I'm not bored or patient enough to read them all, so could some one just summarize them for me?
  11. Here's a good one from maxim Two men are playing golf, and one hits his ball into a patch of buttercups. He starts swinging and swinging but can't connect with the ball. All of a sudden there's a puff of smoke and an old woman appears. "I'm Mother Nature," she says. "You just ruined all my buttercups! As punishment, you won't have any butter fr the rest of your life." There's another puff of smoke, and she disappears. The guy's freaked out and goes to find his friend. "Bob! Where are you?" he yells. "I'm over here," his friend calls back. "My ball landed in the pussy willows." "For God's sake, don't swing!"
  12. Or maybe it will drive her to be a better climber? hmmmm
  13. glacierdog

    No more war

  14. glacierdog

    No more war

    That's the best war protest I've ever seen! Kind of makes me want to jump on the bandwagon. Or at least jump on something.... p.s. god bless those innovative Australians.
  15. David Letterman: "France wants more evidence [of Iraqi violations]. The last time France wanted more evidence, it rolled right through France with a German flag." Jay Leno: "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" Rep. Roy Blunt, R-Mo.: "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried." Blunt again: "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was: 'Never shot. Dropped once.'" "Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in World War II? And that's because it was raining," said John Xereas, manager of the DC Improv. "Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your accordion." ---Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. Secretary of De fense "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France ........... "As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh, Doctor of Democracy A Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence, when the train went through a tunnel. Being an old style train, there were no lights and it went completely dark. Then came a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train exited the tunnel, Claudia and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The Englishman must have kissed Claudia and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia was thinking: 'The Frenchmen must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.' And the Englishman was thinking: Great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.' An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French.... Raise both hands if you ARE French. Q: Why are there so many tree-lined boulevards in France? A: Germans like to march in the shade
  16. Uh-oh. Tag team!
  17. Or you could hook her up with trask. I don't know what that would do, but I'm willing to sacrifice your friend to find out.
  18. What? Better change crack dealers, cause yer getting some tainted goods monkey.
  19. I need a shower. Sorry guys. And gals. Long day of getting fucked by politics.
  20. Let's all just hug each other.
  21. Thanks for the cheerful prognosis. I'm going to go buy a porn and wallow in self pity for a while...
  22. No Ron! Say it isn't so!! har har har
  23. Easier said than done. I'm trapped in Oak Harbor, where if the women aren't pregnant already, they're married to your Chief. Slim pickins.....
  24. 200 posts!
  25. 3......2......1.....
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