RobBob

chucK, is that a pheasant on a rope in the middle of that photo?

IAIN & SNOWBOARD

TWO WORDS FOR BOTH OF YOU: DINGLE & BERRY

I don't think the Dr. has golf shoes like that.

this guy named Caveman played the skinflute...

Is this post coming from a big wall or a dungeon??

I am surprised that catbird is complaining about the avatar thing, since he seems to be gettin down with the program pretty quick around here. I made a similar complaint, but realize that it's part of the fun here. But, sniff, sniff, I miss some of the old guys...Heywood Jablowme, etc.

(Used to describe a typical cc.com'er) Ya can't polish a turd.

Okay, trask, I know that you're an SRV fan, so here's a story for you: The year is 1983. My buds and I leave Austin TX bound for ski country CO in a Datsun B210 that we conned a classmate to rent (we did not have a credit card of our own). The bong is passed 'round as we break the city limits. Commander Rob is at the helm, so all is well. The first miles slip by, and for what seems an eternity, we race past the exits for Wacko Waco. Suddenly on the radio, we hear fresh guitar licks that are unmistakably Stevie Ray's;...but what's this? It's David Bowie, singing "Let's Dance," while SRV wails on his old Telecaster in the background. We make a solemn oath to buy the album as soon as we return to Austin... Finally, famished, I announce that I've gotta eat, and we exit the interstate for a munch break. We queue up at McDougal's for burgers, and I say to my buddies Goddamn that Waco lasted forever and who the fuck would ever want to live there...and one of them says kinda sheepishly to me "Well, Rob, maybe one of these fine people would..." I look up and see this old guy glaring at me with his Stetson and cateye glasses on, and it dawns on me that we are still in Waco... Rob

Hey Chris, we take you seriously. You are the female voice of reason on this board. Don't change.

Greg W, I want copies of those... (I'm talkin' about pics of the hot ChrisT)

"Thank God for the French---they're always there when they need us!"

David Lee Roth made a career out of covers.

Shatner came to my mind also.

Jesus, Iain, why did you have to post that fool's mug?

I remembered this one after seeing it again in the Delta AL catalog this week. The website actually removed the funnier pic of the dood...maybe thaey saw it on cc.com.

...getting prepared...

Here, here, ChrisT. That is THE worst remake out today...

DFA, I suggest you put a cover on that .... whatever you've got out that you are determined to rock out with. Covers, smothers...they are still remakes.

I just heard that awful remake that Celine Dion did of a good song, "I Drove All Night..." Shit, that woman's voice makes me sick. The members of Abba spoke better Hinglish than she does, and that disco thump is obnoxious. Cindi Lauper did it, and Roy Orbison did a good version too (it was written for him). Sure it's pop, but Cindi's was a great ode to frantic, sweating, passionate, you-know-what: Could taste your sweet kisses Your arms open wide This fever for you is just burning me up inside Now Ms. Dion with the long head has buggered it. Which got me to thinking...what are the best and worst remakes? Example of a good remake: David Bowie's own remake of the theme from the movie Cat People...Stevie Ray Vaughn absolutely s that song! What are your picks for these distinctions?

Fleb, This is from runnersworld.com: "Knee / iliotibial band Put your hands on your hips and cross one foot over the other. Tighten your quads, then inhale and stretch your torso up. On an exhalation, bend forward at the hips (not the waist), coming down as far as you can. Rest your hands on the floor or on a support for balance if needed. Once down, "pull" your feet toward each other without actually moving them, to engage the iliotibial band. When you come up, keep your back straight. Repeat with your legs crossed the other way. Lastly, uncross your legs and repeat the forward bend with your feet placed hip-width apart, quads taut. Again, pull feet toward each other without moving them. " Here's another that's even better IMO: www.rice.edu/~jenky/sports/itband.html

WTF is gumnut..... anyway?

You guys suck. I'm even thinking of correcting my typo...

Do I need to put lemon juice on my screen to see a message?