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Jeez e&m wasn't invented, it was merely mathematically described. Next you're gonna tell us that Newton invented Gravity. I will no longer collaborate with you on flatulatory investigations. Post 69 Beeatches

My god, and entire atmosphere to fulfill my fetish, it would be like the orgasmatron

Odd, I was trying to work blue-darts into the analogy somehow and couldn't figure out how. So you must be right! Two scientists at work is better than one, eh Iain?

The atmosphere on Venus is very similar to what it would feel like to breathe someone's farts directly from their asshole.

I was sort of thinking that might be hotter than Venus or something Well since we were just talking about this in Geochemistry 2 days ago let me consult my notes. Partial Pressure CO2 on Earth, 3x10^-4 Bar Average Temp -20 to 45 degress C Partial Pressure CO2 on Venus 86 Bar Average temp ~250 degrees C. Much hotter than 91.

I would concur. Please procure one cum-stained mattress and I will show you what's hot.

I think it has something to do with my father's mental illness while I was a child, the fact that I started masturbating LOOOONG before puberty, and my inability to catch a football until the age of 13.

He's special, and he's also an anti-Mormon bigot, you should hear the stuff he's been saying to me via PM this afternoon... RACIST.

My friend went for a swim after dark last night at Seward park and said it was quite warm.

Yeah come-on that was funny.

Dude you're SUPPOSED to put the can up-side down in the hot coals and wait for it to launch across the campground like a mortar shell from the heavens. Then you go hungry, but laugh your ass off at how fucking cool your idea was.

If you do not know who catturdeat is you have not been paying attention.

We should start a "Saggitarius scares us" support group, we could all do stuff like go climb Godzilla together and come up with excuses why we don't want to do Sag today ("umm, yeah you forgot your big cams too, huh. Oh well next time")

It's already called the vegetarian hot lunch if you add poo.

Dude I got a dirty mattress fetish, mmmkay? Is that so wrong? I don't just wanna pound princesses, I wanna do it on a slurry of other peoples bodily fluids. Christ, it's not like I'm asking that much, you already have the ho's.

3 summers ago my climbing partner and I did a classic George Lowe 5.9+ in little cottonwood canyon called S-direct. It's 2 pitches of extremely runnout friction climbing that was bolted on lead in the 70's, located on a hanging slab about 1000 feet above the highway. We climbed 1-pitch slab routes all summer (up to 5.11) just to prepare for it, and I still almost fell on my lead WAAYYY above the last bolt. Still probably the greatest coup of my climbing career.

Another vote for Sagiscarius

Ben just in case you forgot already.... PRESS

What a buncha fucking babies. Try living in the desert for a while. The PNW has the BEST weather in the country in the summer, so count your blessings and enjoy the sun. In general I think bitching about the weather is a stupid past-time, but it's particularly stupid when you consider that WE NOW HAVE THE BEST MOFUCKIN WEATHER IN THE US OF A AND WE WILL FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS.

I've seen it on a few others. Can't remember who, but I think it is an auto title given at a particular post count.

And on that note....

You should check out my web page. I believe the correct date is reported there.

Whenever I say it was because the only person who will doubt me is you.

You're making my blood boil, rastafari. It's important to be proud of your Judaism. That way ya'll can eat it on the day of reckoning when the chosen people are saved, and you spend eternity in hellfire and damnation. Repent all you want, Gentile, you will burn. (Not that jews believe any of that shit, mind you).