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E-rock

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  1. Wow, 3-5 liters! I gotta drink more water. Maybe that'll help.
  2. Greg, Timmy, and I are the Triumverate (sp?) of poo afficianados on this site. I think it's quite within his character.
  3. I was kinda plugged because I was eating lots of greasy breakfasts. Then I ate a bunch fruit this weekend and had the best poo this morning. Ya know, like when you've eaten so much fibre that you can SEE it in your poo. That's sweet.
  4. "But the head of the New York State Conservative Party said the school was a waste of tax dollars." Ah compassionate conservatism at it's finest. Always about the taxpayer bottom line. Never about the quality of education in our country.
  5. Annies! Bring some butter in a little tupperware.
  6. Hey TLG. There's some really nice limestone in Logan Canyon. You should take Free-climb up on his offer. Less crowded than AF (and less remains of tire-fires).
  7. You coulda played that one off like you were joking, ya know. I thought you were.
  8. E-rock

    Website Bullshit

    I do, and it ain't you.
  9. E-rock

    Website Bullshit

    If you are a pussy with avatars who likes to parade around the site calling women who like to climb with guys sluts and whores, I got three words for you: Closet Case Misogynist Buy a butt-plug, losers.
  10. does TMW stand for "the meat wagon" ? Weird, I thought the same thing. Really weird.
  11. Uncle_T. Every time you post a TR I just HAVE to read it. Keep writing. I love your stories.
  12. E-rock

    Colossal Colon TR

    It only made a 3 day appearance.
  13. I LOVE the smell of granite.
  14. Mormons are fucked, and anyone who writes anti-mormon books in my opinion deserves a medal. The only reason mormon social life seems cool or interesting is because they congregate in large communities and ostracize outsiders from their way of life. Non-religion parents often send their kids to catholic school in Utah just so that their kids don't have to endure the bullshit, Mormon social structure. Mormon youth 'parties' consist of 18+ year old kids getting together en-masse to auction off the women to the guy who can hold his sugar better than the rest. Fucking inbred dorks.
  15. It's a conspiracy, man. The CIA, man. They're like trying to make us scared and shit. Oooh, guns in the Teddy Bears. Where can we possibly be safe?
  16. Yeah your balls probably still smell like poo, don't they?
  17. It is no myth with the right woman How would you know anyway? Had MANY experiences??? Ouch, you really know how to needle a guy's soft spot doncha?
  18. E-rock

    Starbucks Oracle

    Personality type: Asshat You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink Short Double Americano are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand. Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better
  19. hahahah the pussy of course... j/j I bet if I could get high of pussy I would like that too though. I dunno. Maybe not. I think pussy smells kind of nasty, like most parts of the human body. At least it's not as bad as anus or ballsack. It's still icky though, so I don't think I could ever be a lesbian. Shaving helps that. You still believe that ridiculous myth? I thought I set you straight months ago.
  20. Hmmm, which of these women is not like the others?
  21. I've met that dude too. He loves talking about meat.
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