Dr_Flash_Amazing

It takes leadership! You've gotta send a clear message!

So you think the American media is on the whole doing a good job? Asking the tough questions, really bulldogging the politicians, getting to the root of issues and not just throwing softballs? Come on, man, Stewart's main point didn't even have anything to do with partisan anything. He took his jabs, yeah, but the point was that the news media is asleep at the wheel. The sad thing is, you disagree with a statement like that coming from Jon Stewart, but you're probably n-o-d-ding* along vigorously every time Rush starts bashing the weak "Liberal Media". Lame. * edit: fuckin' cc.com changes the word to "steaksauce" ... what the fuck?

First legit pint at a pub: Bridgeport Brewery, lunchtime, December __, '97 First trip to a pub: Rogue Brewery, when it was still in A-Town, probably around age 10 or so with Dad. No beers then, though. One more round and it's bottles to the ground!

Errr, lessee, here ... Chain Reaction (duh) Kings of Rap Outer Space* Zeb'/Zion* Green Tape at the PRG (the dark green tape, the one that starts up the left side of the 45-degree wall) * Note trad routes -- suck on that, DFA haters

And don't forget Texplorer's #1 training technique, i.e. lugging around a jumbo rack of hexes wherever you go!

What? They're selling food now?

Oooooo ... never a good idea to rile the Mt. Hood Mafia, NOLSe. 'specially not Iain "The Icy Couloir" Morris.

Don't try to front like you're not a fully huge geek, dude. Your cat is outta the bag, and you're gonna have to deal widdit. Sucka.

So what's the guarantee that if you read it, you'll be able to interpret it correctly? There's a lot of stuff in there that can't just be taken at face value.

You haven't climbed every route at every crag. You're not a climber!

Bested only by the impeccably dressed and socially nimble Mr. White, naturally! DFA was here and there, alternately dodging the sun and roasting in it. Thanks to the cc.com crowd for not being too noisy at the Grasslands, by the way!

Fuck no!

The fact still remains that you are a punting wank of a pebble-wrestling future yurt owner. Go suck on a yak, assbutter.

"Send up the large angles and bongs!"

The Salty Load: no more than 4 hours from a head-spinning variety of world-class rock climbing, some decent neighborhoods, Patagucci outlet, one independent theatre/movie store, one slayingly awesome library across the street from a mighty tasty coffee roaster (that serves tasty pastries & food to boot), and supposedly some decent snow nearby somewhere. Boise: much further from the rock climbing (and anything else), but is home to the BEST grocery store ever (Boise Co-op -- must be experienced), which is across the parking lot from an excellent bakery/coffee joint, and ... someone come to Boise's rescue, here!

moron ... Exactly!

You might try here.

Whose toast? White, wheat, or rye?

Ah, well, you would know, wouldn't you? Anyone ever notice you never see DFA and Iain in the same place at the same time? Coincidence or quirk of quantum mechanics? YOU make the call!

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Please, please ... "cosmetically-enhanced pectorals."

Good call, HayDruke!

Come on, now ... the shirt comes off only when there's babes or impressionable noobs watching. Comfort has nothing to do with it!

Ahhh, but I bet you wear your PRG belay card when you climb outside? A definitive "NO," because that would be completely fucking stupid and unneccessary, not to mention a screaming fashion faux pas.

... this from the only guy in the world with platform climbing shoes.