Dr_Flash_Amazing

Be a ninja!

Yeah, looks like a swell deal; those "hexagons" look very useful! But has anyone heard of the "Hexcentric" company before?

Thanks. And let's not nitpick over who's Dr. this or Dr. that, and stick with the mothafuckin' program. Which is rolling down the street, smoking "indo", and sipping on gin and juice. Laid back, of course, with one's mind on one's money, and one's money on one's mind. Good.

ah ha! I see we have a comedian trying to turn my 7th grade joke on its head. Erik I have no use for the care packages you keep sending me, the homecrafts are nice but perhaps it you could get more mileage than I! Iain's totally doggin' you, brah! Hey, it's Friday! Can the Doctor get a "hell yeah!"?

Did we not settle out of court about this, Mr. Morris? And did you not also sign a very thorough and specific nodisclosure agreement thereabout? Do you want to tangle with the AmazingCo, Inc. legal team again? Is that it? Please, for everyone's sake, reconsider what you just said.

DFA's not getting anything more out of it than that it is pseudo-intellectual babble, or perhaps genuinely intellectual but still babble. What exactly is your point of contention with this babble?

Dude, take it easy on the glue, holmes. Shit will leave you in bad shape. Just look at Trask, for God's sake!

Well? How long did your doc tell you to wait? Dr. Flash Amazing wouldn't second-guess the recommendations of another practitioner. That would be grossly fucking unprofessional!

Oy vey. Just learned what that was via google. Glad you're done with that! Anyway, opinion on recovery times like how? As in, how long should one wait after working out? Or as in does surgery take too damn long to recover from? Or what?

What's your deal, RG2k2?

Oh, oops, a little shoulder surgery, huh? Gotta train carefully!

Shit. Well, if it works, why not? Dr. Flash Amazing is just not good at structured, regimented training. He may lose out on ultimate sending ability, but the super-organized training routines just aren't very much fun. Bouldering V10 would be awfully cool, though.

Just be smart about it and don't do a bunch of crimping. Work on open-handed grips and slopers and you'll be safe. Cam = 3 quickdraws! Oh, and the Dave Graham hangboard thing on climbx is the feature for February 6th called 'Small Amazing Things'. Ch-ch-ch-check it.

How? Anyway, what was that shpiel even about? Seemed like some bland pseudopoetic rambling about nothing. Did it have something to do with an exhibit or something? Why, Puget? WHYYYYYY?!!!

Right, but not too many music stores are going to tolerate someone who can't play the drums coming in and trying to play their fave Led Zeppelin cuts for 20 minutes.

Trask, have you been not drinking?

'Cause they're too black? You're suffering from fear of a black planet, aren't you?

Clap as loudly as possible and holler "NO!", also as loudly as possible whenever the beast hops up there. Cats do not like the sharp loud noises. Couple of times with that routine and your problem should be solved.

Nicely done. Did you get to play any instruments? That part sounds rad.

What are you talking about? DFA got about six words in, scanned through the rest, and gave up. One grande coffee of the day, please, no room.

Probably shitty, they're pretty small in diameter. Doesn't the diameter of the pulley have some impact on haulability? Or does DFA not know the first fuckin' thing about basic fizzix?

You should start www.seattlesuckssucks.com and rag on how stupid their site is!

Y'know, after thinking about it some more, DFA is mostly just down on hangboard training 'cause he's lazy with that sort of thing. Really, like all the various things you can work on to get better, it's a matter of taste and what works for you. If you are needing to work various grips or lockoffs or whatever, then fuckin' hangboard like there's no tomorrow. If you wanna get psyched to be a hangboard fiend, go to climbxmedia.com and look for the footage of Dave Graham doin' his thing on the hangboard. It'll either get you way stoked or make you never want to look at a hangboard again, knowing that you will never in your life be able to do anything remotely close to what DG pulls off.

Isn't that just a campus board, and some variations thereupon? DFA has heard of people who have had great success with campus boards, and the Doctor tried using one for a while, but DFA basically sucks at campusing, so he gave it up. Looks like a good method if you can stick to it and want to get fuckin' ridiculo-strong, though. That pullup off the top rung and mantel-press on the bottom rung of the short board looked pretty sickening.