ha! I totally blow your theory...i'm shorter than anything, finnish and live in seattle and don't drive a truck...hahahaha
Yah, but the Fins aren't really Scandanavians now are they? I was told by my Swedish secretary that the Norwegians, Swedes, and Danes were scandanavian but the Fins were not.
I really don't know , I'm just spreading rumours...pun definitey intended, and innuendo.
you are right...laplanders are closer to slavic folks i think?