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Yep, I am a total zombie at work, just sitting there watching the telemetry. I'm actually psyched every hour when the data is updated My coworkers must think I'm going off the deep end. And they'd be right.

counting all of yours or not?

Yeah! Shrek had some great lines

"Neigh" The Horse Whisperer

And at least there aren't a bunch of dudes chillin' around his

It's Smith, anything goes! It's like Thunderdome, really.

In the interest of increasing general misery, in middle school I put an open carton of chocolate milk in an empty locker and threw a combo lock on the locker. Week 3 was a rough one... The same trick can be done by shredding an apple into the grating on the locker. The fly population is a sight to behold! Ah, youth!

a quality turd prank is always a good decision.

go swing on that trapeze set up on The Great Roof and kiss Tommy's rear while you're up at the mudpile!

Bleahghgraarhar! Alien (or Aliens, I forget which) Ack Ack! Ack! Mars Attacks

Smith is fun this time of year with all the sportos in their tights and down jackets. It's like a Mr. Peanut look-alike convention at Morning Glory.

I prefer the chopper actually. Whatever consumes the most fuel and generates maximum annoyance per run. I'm already in negotiation to get some ski baskets on the blackhawks down at the airbase.

Dude, I'm like 6', 185. Plenty of insulation to keep me warm.

He would freeze to death before he left town, even with his down jacket and winter @smith spandex

probably preoccupied doing all the liter/km calculations

ooooohhh hill skiing...as opposed to what? skiing the flats? wtf are you talking about?

Is that the stage crew from Wham!?

Shut it, you pencil-legged knee-knockers. Remember, it's pizza-fries-pizza-fries to get down the bunny slope w/o crying.

It sure looks that way.

Wham!? Gay? Get OUT!

badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger...

Come on now, Subarus have terrible mileage for the size of the car. Toyota trucks are no sippers either. Diesel is the answer for long road trips. I believe the Passat TDI is being re-released soon.

Dong, where is mine automobile? name the movie.

Any Bette Midler line in Beaches. Comedic genius!

Better yet a forum celebrating boring irrelevance.