sk

you have potential kid now just post a picture so lawgoddess and I can decide if you are hot or not

quote: Originally posted by moron: Handy Dictionary to decipher Personals Ads WOMEN'S ADS 40-ish...................... 49 Adventurer.................. Slept with all your friends Athletic.................... No tits Average looking............. Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful................... Pathological liar Contagious Smile............ Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated.................... Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure.......... Medicated Free spirit................. Junkie Friendship first............ Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun......................... Annoying Gentle...................... Comatose Good Listener............... Borderline Autistic New-Age..................... All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned............Lights out,missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded................. Desperate Outgoing.................... Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic Professional................ Certified Bitch Redhead..................... Bad dye-job Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light Social.......... Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart.............. Old bat MEN'S ADS 40-ish................ 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic.............. Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking....... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated.............. Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit........... Banging your sister Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves nookie Fun................... Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking.......... Arrogant Very good looking..... Dumb as a board Honest................ Pathological Liar Huggable.............. Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle....... Insecure mama's boy Mature................ Older than your father Open-minded........... Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested Physically fit........ Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Poet.................. Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall Sensitive............. Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive........ Gay Spiritual............. Got laid in a cemetery once Stable................ Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful............ Says "Excuse me" when he farts here erik

okay... but you have to write them for the men too...

that wasn't exactly what I had in mind

I only ask to be entertained

someone has posted those before...

ahhh, but you may have forgotten... this is cc.com. you will be put in your place

quote: Originally posted by jimmyleg66: Hi everybody - a big hello from British Columbia. Just wanted to say hi and break my cc.com cherry. is that the most wit you could muster? realy now, you'll have to do better than that. where is dru when you need him?

big wall betty, don't you have something to say about this???

quote: Originally posted by trask: quote:Originally posted by sk: I'm feeling a bit confused...shouldn't I be a spraymommie? or is this site DECIDEDLY sexist? Take it easy, Lad perhaps trask should be re-named KING TROLL

dang. I knew I should have done that multi pitch

dang. I knew I should have done that multi pitch

I think eugene gets the prize for fewest members of pubclub...and shame on you all for not driving here and joining us. it is a mere 5 hours.

quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: there is a secret branch of the ksk, the kaskade sporto klan, that has a strong membership here in bend. we, err, they like to keep quiet on the boards for the fear taunting from their ktk arm that disowned them due to their outlandish spandex and dangling ear rings Timmay, I wore my hot pink spandex when last at smith, I climbed and searched in the hot sun for the secret ksk club house...but alas it was all in vain... I did not find you,er them.

quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: there is a secret branch of the ksk, the kaskade sporto klan, that has a strong membership here in bend. we, err, they like to keep quiet on the boards for the fear taunting from their ktk arm that disowned them due to their outlandish spandex and dangling ear rings Timmay, I wore my hot pink spandex when last at smith, I climbed and searched in the hot sun for the secret ksk club house...but alas it was all in vain... I did not find you,er them.

ray... and all this time I thought you liked girls

I'm feeling a bit confused...shouldn't I be a spraymommie? or is this site DECIDEDLY sexist?

dude... you are now on your way to becoming a zen spray master. right on mtnhigh

Lambone, so glad you are all safe and sound

to grizzely

good news at last!

any one hear from Lambone yet? I'm with erik... cave this weekend or maybe the beach, a nice rose garden.... [ 07-30-2002, 10:09 AM: Message edited by: sk ]

see you there

read and appriciated. It is unfortunate that women have to fear for their safety, but true.

quote: Originally posted by krazy 1: doesn't being a girl automatically qualify me as being a spray master? no way sweety, you got to earn it