Just to round things out, I'd like to point out that Lauren Bush supports rap bolting (greater efficiency is supposed to be a republican thing, right?) and even likes those, umm, stiffie dog bone draws. The family has been trying to keep her torrid affairs with a bevy of French sport climbers hush hush, but I bet the embarrassing tidbit will show up as an October Surprise. Clearly, she's got that scrawny euro sport betty look going on.