news flash for ya ehmmic, there's an unlimited supply of women out there....dime a dozen.
Ahh! But cheap and easy are not traits that indicate good genetic material! But then noone wants you to breed anyway...
I'm done breeding ehmmic. Now I'm in it strictly for the cheap sex. I can send you to a 5.18 in the rack.
Guaranteed as a "free" route, too.
Lived the dream yesterday: climbed a sweet trad route with alpine feel (read: flakes and loose shit), found gear placements to facilitate removal of a bolt , bushwacked a new way down, made it out alive, ate a burrito. Life is grand.
It's orange, fagboy. The neurosurgeon said orange is soothing; it keeps the twitching to a minimum. Sidenote: forgot my helmet for the first time this year. Oops, whatchagonnado?
Don't think killing a baby grey whale is something to brag about.
I don't think that was his intent, ehmmic. It sort of sounds like that, but I'd give that liberal wanker the benefit of the doubt.
Trundled big rocks, hacked down bushes and trees, trundled more rocks, bushwacked, smoked cigars, became a junior memeber of the DEA, rappelled into the beyond and said to Old Man Weather. "Fuckin' A, man."