Greg_W

The man wins a kewpie doll!!!! Nice one.

Iain, you're such a stick in the mud. What about the Southwest Face on Liberty Bell...I think some call it the "Beckey Route"; not sure why.

Great, my cornhole still hurts from the last time...

I've heard good things about the South Arete Route on the South Early Winter Spire. Anyone mention that one yet?

Hey, dipshit, if you did the first three you wouldn't have the opportunity to do the fourth. See what the presence of the white man has brought? Star-quality poon. I guess i'd have to check marilyn first then wouldn't I? Might as well check Pam and both Maryanne and Ginger, too. Yowza!!!

Hmm...that's what my mind saw, anyway. Bwahahahaha. Taste test is probably a good idea.

Can you lower me when I'm done climbing? I haven't really rappeled before (that's what it's called right?).

You could probably start a pool on this board and get that financed. THOUGH WE WILL NEED TO VERIFY A NEED AND ALSO WILL HAVE TO HAVE AN ASSESMENT MADE AFTERWARDS. Goes without saying. That's just good investing...although it might be wise to have a board of directors decide the final size.

THat's guaranteed as my color-coordinated Prana outfit and chalkbag are dirty. I'm hoping to lead some 5.4's if they have some. Maybe we should just go boulder..

You could probably start a pool on this board and get that financed.

Get with the program, sweettart, we've moved on to blaming the white man for all our ills. Sheesh. However, knowing you like oysters is good information.

Whatever you say, Dorothy.

Hey, dipshit, if you did the first three you wouldn't have the opportunity to do the fourth. See what the presence of the white man has brought? Star-quality poon.

No. Is there some easy 4th class stuff I could warm up on? I have a bunch of those clippy things and some loops of nylon stuff. Do I need to bring that? Stop reading Chuck!!!! Bwahahahahaha Sheepherder is busy shopping for cardigan sweaters and tennis shoes, a la Mr. Rogers, and trying to make the world into his own version of a 'happy place'.

Yeah, really. Adjust your tampon, the string is showing. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

No points for originality RBW, new medication? Come on, apply yourself, I know you can do better.

This thread doesn't belong in "Local Gear Shops", because REI is not. They have become a nationwide (worldwide?) conglomerate just like Eddie Bauer, Target, WalMart, etc. They ARE NOT your "local gear store" anymore. Who the fuck wants to buy Chukar Cherries?

Fuck you, man. Don't read the shit, just push the needle farther into your arm and end it all - you'll be doing us all a favor.

So, JGowans invites me over the other night. I thought this was sort of mysterious, but said okay. It was going pretty well, I hadn't gotten drunk or offended his lovely bride at this point. Gowans is asking me about staying in the country, how he really loves America and doesn't want to leave, but his family back is Scotland is all but destitute and his sister might have to go into "the oldest profession known to man", as he put it. I didn't really know what he was asking, so I just smiled and nodded a lot; besides, I was drinking his double-malt, so what did I care? All of a sudden, I realize that he's trying to get me to broker some sort of mail-order bride deal between his sister and some kindly friend of mine; did I know anyone? This sort of threw me, but I said I'd check into it and get back to him. At this, he's so elated he runs into the house and grabs the bagpipes and drags the wife out onto the patio. All of a sudden, he's blowing on the pipes like it's Christmas and he just got a new sled and Mrs. Gowans is making like a wee Scottish pixie dancing around the patio for all she's worth. Well, it was good times and I had to leave after the third or fourth dance; Mrs. Gowans is a fine dancer and showed me a step or two. She sure has a firm grip, that gal. Anyway, I snapped a picture of the lovely Mrs. Gowans and JGowans in all their finery:

She's good, plus it gets to the ladies. Way to go Elvis; good score for him, he's a crusty fuck.

Shut your fucking mouth, chuck, before I give you the "Cavey" treatment./ Get the fuck off our thread. Oh, RumR, I'm there and bringing newbie friends. Let's work out all the details on this thread just to piss off Chuck. If he shows, he'll probably get a rap on the beezer. JGowans, you coming? NO kilts, you pansy. Bring the wife, I find it hard to believe someone would chain themselves to your ass; I need proof.

Bushwack dude.

Gotta plan to do my laundry alpine style this week. I am there. If I do not show, I will bankroll the next Pub Club (except for unforeseen unavoidable circumstances).

Work on the reading comprehension, there, milk-lapper. I'm like teflon with that shit. Ain't no hard time I can't handle...except maybe DFA describing his lycra collection.

Stemming all the way, baby. You'd be surpised how revealing a drop-knee can be.