Greg_W

Keep women in the kitchen, for one; and away from computers, for two! Seriously, there will continue to be more and more contact with wild animals as people move into their habitat. Unfortunately, these things happen every once in a while; one has to be prepared.

quote: Originally posted by sk: just an idea Yeah, an idea that sucks...

Receptionist: Hello, Law offices of Jim Wickwire, how may I help you? Lou: I need to talk to Jim about my restraining order against this 'Dwayner' character. He's stalking me again. Receptionist: We understood that he was under court-ordered medication, we'll call the authorities right away.

"Dwayner, here's a Nalgene bottle of 'Shut-the-Fuck-Up!'"

jkrueger- The Crow Flies at Midnight, The Crow Flies at Midnight. Beware a man wearing a blue shirt

Hey Trask, I thought the only therapy you went in for was copious amounts of Mad Dog 20/20 and watching Dr. Phil on Oprah. Or are you still calling Miss Cleo? [ 07-19-2002, 02:42 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ]

I don't know who that was, but since you brought it up...Do you know any good climber PT's on the East Side or North End? PM with beta would be appreciated, thanks. Greg W

jkrueger - I have heard whispers that you and sk were photographed with Tex recently. We have true believers on the inside. Check your children for micro-chip implants when they get home from school.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Police say the suspect, who may go by the name of Ray , fled the scene. Dru, it is highly unlikely that Ray would run anywhere. Plus, the Capt. is a peace-loving individual and would never be a party to violence. That said, I wouldn't get between him and a cooler of Guiness!

quote: Originally posted by trask: hey dennis, i've been to Vagina it's a cocky little town isn't it? Isn't Vagina a fishing village? Sure smelled like it.

As further evidence that the People for the People's Front for Liberated Snaffles (PPLFS) is getting closer to the truth, black helicopter sightings are growing in the Eugene area. Eugene, the temporary home of outspoken PPFLS radical Texplorer, has been abuzz with mysterious black choppers with no markings and tinted windows. In addition, the Winchell's Donut shop has been routinely out of donuts by 8:30a.m.; definitive evidence of a high concentration of federal law enforcement ageny personnel. Strange stories of earpiece clad co-eds strolling the University campus are creeping in. Be wary, THEY are watching!! Beware of cleancut individuals trying to fit in at the crags and asking too many questions driving dark blue (or black) Ford Crown Victorias. Greg W. Band of the SnaffleHand

Run, Peggy, run!! Trask = stalker!!! Greg W

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Liberty Bell group is total choss I cannot understand why anyone ever climbs there. Of courrse it is so unpopular in part because of the bad rock Liberty Bell group is a training ground for The Tooth - That's alpine, baby!!

quote: Originally posted by scott: I cant believe you post that shit you sexist pig Shut up Bitch! (Unless you were being facetious, then it's cool; if not, see above.) [ 07-19-2002, 11:50 AM: Message edited by: Greg W ]

quote: Originally posted by Figger Eight: Dwayners back...everyone hide your women and children! ...and your farm animals!

"Back by popular demand?" What did you do, take a poll among you multiple personalities? I liked your monk-like vow of silence; maybe you can take up self-flagellation next time. Greg W

Dwayner is back for ten minutes and someone already brings up bolting.

The Rusty Burger in Cashmere if you're passing through (heading east on hwy 2, take a left at the light.) Uncle Uli's in L-worth is good and slightly cheaper than Gustav's. Zeke's Drive-in between Gold Bar and Index, spendy but good. Slightly out of state is the Crook County Saloon outside of Devils Tower; killer steaks.

It's tough to sacrifice a nice climbing day to work; wouldn't mind a damp or wet day, or waiting until a bit later this season. If we don't ask, they can't say 'no'. I can't squeal like a pig, but I can shoot pretty straight . Weekends are pretty busy, but I've got some flexibility later in August. Grill will be open. Greg

Yeah, that Buick had "gumby" written all over it. Jay and I saw those guys at about 4:30 pretty close to the trail turnoff. Juan, you mentioned a work party. You interested? I'd be down for doing some heavy duty pruning; let me know. Greg

Does anyone have additional information on the climber that fell on Sunday at Index? Everett Herald said that he had an "equipment failure" during a rappel. Was wondering if an anchor failed or his rappel ropes separated. Anyone?...Anyone?...Bueler? Just curious. Greg W

Scrub The Black Pyramid white.

You could walk in via N. Ridge of Cannon Mtn, as well. That would set you up to hit the Rat Creek group, head to Prusik Pass and hit the West Ridge and the rest of Cavey's list on Temple Ridge, drop back down on the N. Side (not sure of rappel routes if you head beyond Flake Tower) and head up Temple Canyon. Have fun and make her carry all the horsecock! Greg W [ 07-12-2002, 03:31 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ]

Iaian, you forgot the "some assembly required" sticker.

quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: whatcha climb, GhostBuster? Dude's climbing a barstool to Margaritaville!! Climbing is forgetting everything else that is going on in the world and being totally in the now. Freedom from baggage of the world. GregW