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Greg_W

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  1. And I'll be glad I have my Mag Lite in hand to leave you a message on the hood in Morse Code. hehehe
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    Hey gun shooter. Does "manlove" include nipple clamps? Yes. But you have to give advance notice for those. You know you have to call up Trask and ask to borrow them and all. And sometimes he's using them so... THAT IS SOO GROSS THAT YOU BORROW IMPLEMENTS OF TRASK LOVE.... EWE DONT KNOW WHERE THEY HAVE BEEN? EWE just nailed it, bro
  3. Greg_W

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    Hey gun shooter. Does "manlove" include nipple clamps? Yes. But you have to give advance notice for those. You know you have to call up Trask and ask to borrow them and all. And sometimes he's using them so... Just the cleanup on Trask's nipple clamps takes several hours...or so Minx told me.
  4. Greg, thank you very much, you son of a llama's ass. And no, it's for a '65 Lincoln Continental convertible. I thought fuzzy dice were standard gear for the rear view on a '65 Continental? Is that the one with the suicide doors or is that earlier? I know JFK was shot in a '62 (?) with suicide doors; man, I'd love one of those. Preferably with bulletholes in the seats. hehehe
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    I tried that, but all you wanted to do was give me the "manlove" treatment. Well you said you wanted a "happy ending" True. I guess I should be a little clearer in the future.
  6. Greg_W

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    I tried that, but all you wanted to do was give me the "manlove" treatment.
  7. Check with Lambone, he used some in the Valley (that's Yosemite for you sport-wanks) last spring. Are you looking for new rear-view mirror ornamentation for your 1972 Chevy Impala or something? Oh, this message wouldn't be complete if I didn't say "Fuck off" to DFA, so "FUCK OFF".
  8. I think this is a B.Y.O.C.B. (Bring your own cabana boy) picnic.
  9. so you're saying someone else is going to have to bring the lemon grass? yes, minxy, bring your own lemon grass; preferably woven into a skirt. Do you hula?
  10. I echo Shitkowski's sentiments. Despite the 33 Mouneachothers there for the basic course, led by our very own closet-Mountie TOAST, the Icicle was pretty quiet. Some bitchin' climbing ensued and fun was had by all.
  11. but you do order that liquid shit popualrly known as hefewiezen. Probably with a twist of lemon, too. C'est tres gauche.
  12. no no i am a lesbian trapped in a man's body!!! So THAT'S what you were for Halloween, now I get it.
  13. Has Allison assumed your identity or something, Matt? hahaha
  14. homo! Just as long as he keeps his 'erectus' to himself
  15. Just flipping you shit, beer-stealer!
  16. Just chugging cock now, Ben? hehehe.
  17. Okay. Let's try and get a rough count by Monday, so I can start de-thawing. I'll confirm I can make it.
  18. Hey, if I can make it I'd be willing to provide organic, homegrown beef burgers if someone will supply the grill and shit. Just need to know when, so I can figure the scheduli and an idea of how many people will show, or at least how many non-veggie burger eatin', tofu-lovin', lemon-grass shake drinkin' vegetarian tree-hugger types there will be.
  19. i get my meds from the liquor store. The Government owns the liquor stores. You've probably already swallowed several tracking microchips; you are compromised. Your only hope is for Trask and I to track down your minority report and expose the plot.
  20. Erik, I'm an independent performance ARTIST. I am free to perform at whimsy. You're just trying to flatter me into belaying you on some sick offwidth munge climb, aren't ya?
  21. Greg_W

    Coffee induced poo

    I hear ya. A travel mug may help with this. Also, DO NOT take your cup in if you are utilizing a bidet afterwards; too much splashing potential.
  22. Gordon, is your cell phone linked to it? That looks like a sweet setup: phone, contact info, and e-mail all in one. What does a setup like that cost, anyway?
  23. Greg_W

    Coffee induced poo

    The same reason you like golden showers, probably.
  24. Trask has convinced me to stop taking my medications this week. So I might wig out at the crags on ya; my apologies in advance. (Unless you deserved it.)
  25. Greg_W

    Coffee induced poo

    Don't delay when Mother Nature calls, E-Rock. I sometimes take my cup of joe with me and enjoy some quality quiet time. Just go with what feels natural when you're pooing, dude.
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