Greg_W

You don't like most OUTSIDE climbing, hon. When's the last time the sun saw your climbing shoes for more than the walk from your car to the gym?

I like mine. The side-access zipper was a great selling point for me. Don't listen to marylou; I hear she's a raging alcoholic.

maybe you can. i puke before i'm that drunk. You need to raise your standards, there, TLG. Or work on your self-esteem issues. Tommy's that ugly, huh?

But I hear he can "dick bar" 10" off-widths!!! Besides, you can drink most people halfway cute.

Great, fern. Way to go. You are now an accomplice to Trask's parole violation. The authorities will be contacting you.

Actually, horsecock and a 12'er of Natural Light works for the owner. Pinecone for the dog, sticks don't work.

My friends and I were unable to climb what we wanted due to an aggressive, intimidating brown dog at Pearly Gates on Sunday. Sure, he laid in the dirt all day and slept, but he LOOKED like he could tear our throats out on a whim!

It's whatever you want, sunshine. But, I don't see a date. When is it?

Stefan's been watching Dr. Phil again.

Both of these individuals fell on badly placed pro. Both these individuals had no business placing pro and leading where they did. Yet, everyone heralds Goran and many people slammed Anna. People lambasted Anna's belayer, Patrick, for letting her lead. Did anyone give Erden shit for letting Goran lead a climb he was not experienced enough to lead on rock that takes tricky pro? (This based on what I gleaned from Mike Gauthier's article in R&I) I don't think so. Both Goran and Anna did something really stupid; the only difference is Goran's stupidity got him a dirt nap. Why the double standard? It's all bullshit. Greg

Thanks alot to the guys who were smoking pot in their Megamid at Thumb Rock on Saturday...it didn't bother me at all. hahaha. I couldn't resist. My first time on Rainier and I run into potsmokers, too!!! Greg W

Need partner for some rock these days. E-mail me at gwall@constructivision.com.

Fuck off, Allison, stop annoying people!

I used one in Squamish a few weeks ago for a toprope gear anchor. It was nice. I wouldn't carry it on an alpine rock climb; a standard cordelette is more versatile and lighter. I would worry about extension of the strands if a piece blew; the anchor I set up was pretty phuckin' bomber. All in all, useful in certain situations, not it others. Greg W P.S. To answer the question, of course it's a gimmick, fuck-o. Why do you think they're pushing it?

Dude, just because your mother doesn't shave doesn't mean that your next girlfriend can't.

"sent a few problems"??? What the fuck is that? Are you a boulderer or somethin'? Why waste such good weather so close to the ground? Bouldering is for homos and others who like buttnuggets...

Irregardless, Ryland, my main question remains 'what percentage of chics walking around shave that nastiness?' Trask was in the process of taking a poll, but now I'm trying to scrape together his bail money, so our results will be delayed.

...shave their snatch? This question came up and we're looking for answers and opinions. Spray on...

Hey, fuck the language lesson; I graduated from college too long ago...back to hardcore sprayness!!!

ACtually, I think it was about me...she said she liked my meat... priceless but i thought she was a grass eatin hippie....oh...that meat...mah bad dawg Dude, I was talking hamburger; I brought hamburgers to the picnic. What are you talking about? You kids always have your minds in the gutter.

ACtually, I think it was about me...she said she liked my meat...

Truth is, Erik, that you (and others like you) won't believe anything even if they pull a lowboy trailer loaded with MIRV-tipped SCUDS into your part of the ghetto. At some point you may have to say to yourself, "Hey, these guys might actually have some hard evidence." However, that would mean you'd have to actually decide where you stand on something; that probably won't happen.

I thought your middle name was "Warren"?

Whose bringing hamburger buns?

"If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!!" One of my favorite sketches on SNL.