Al_Pine

yeah, well I don't wanna have to pay extra for your dangerous bike commuting or climbing activities

that joke only makes sense in print if everybody already knows you're a crappy speller

Please define the implicit premise of your question more precisely. Which people do the "experts" advocate ridiculing?

This is nothing to be ashamed of! Men are problem solvers. We see a problem (being identified as femalelike, heh) and we work to fix it. We don't wallow in self-pity and cry. We attack the problem head on, by buying SUV's, beatin' up fags, and lustfully cheer on the killin' of ragheads. Dam straight!

yeah Jayb whats your fucking problem? dick

Is it passive aggression when you more or less directly insult someone? How about via a thinly veiled avatar?

alas, where would the innernet bulletin board be without know-it-all pinheads

Well mister porgrom youll probably get paid because I'm not going to rat on you to my neighbor. But how cute of you to badmouth me to your climbing friends on this bulletin board. Bet you didn't know that I check this place out too. OK I'll tell you why I wanted you to move your truck. It's because the thing is disgusssssting! I think I could smeel it from my kitchen this morning, or at least it looooks like i could smell it! the thing is probably a toxic waste dump on wheels... looks like three layers of feces on spread across the bubbling paint rust and probably fourteen cases of Dr. Pepper (Dr. Pepper! what's it take to be a Dr.Pepper "man" anyway?) cans floating in the sea of jack in the box bags . I didn't wnat to water my plants near that thing because I thought the water might leech some of the sludge from that thing into the planting strip and kill my begonias! Ugh....I don't want to look at your truck all day if I don't have to, so i asked you nicely and you complied. Thanks. You're a sweetie. Please finish your job soon. oh, one more thing, I'll choose burnt out hippie over lice infested slob anyday

Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up first!

I personally enjoy goofing on people by doing doing stpid annoying shit like invading their personal space and seeing how long I can push it before they say anything.

Have you ever thought about cutting off your fucking hands so you don't post so much worthless shit?

OK here's what I fuckin hate. People who are in such a goddamned hurry because they're too fucking lazy to get going early enough that they audibly bitch at you because they need their precious water right fuking now. Like a little kid or something, Mommy I'm reeeeeeeeeely thirsty . Jeeeswus! Or those same goddamned people in such a hurry that they ride your goddamned ass on some nasty dangerous curvy mountain rode freeaking me fuckin out cause I feel I'm gonna get rear-ended if I put on the breaks to slow down so as to not careen over the cliff or into the oncoming lane. THEN!!!! when I get to a good straightaway I speed up so the impatient bastard will be happy and he just backs off, of course until another dangerous curvy part where he's riding my ass again. Fucking PSYCHO!!! OK and finally, those goddamned dickheads who think they shit see's candies and piss perfume who use fucking regular money at the checkout and then get pissed off becuase I don't hand them their change exactly the way they want it. Put the receipt here, please put the coins in this receptacle and keep the paper money separate.....wah wah wah . If you don't wanna get change an d shit, be civilized and use a goddamned credit card like everybody else does!!!1 Customer's always right HAW!!!! Not in a union shop.

fuck you Jayb you baby-eating fucking fuck

Man, he sure told you guys off! Too bad all of you are like that, otherwise he wouldn't have left.

just wanted to set the record straight here. When I first went in to buy that fucking truck that people kept goddamned steeling it was not MY urine and feces that I was covered in

i remember guys like you in school not even your fight, just want to get in on the fun and pick on someone. those other guys, they're responding, you, you're just jumping into the fray cause you like to hurt. again, I say fuck off

but I bet I am making you guys feel better now about your traumatic experiences today on the freeway

gosh you guys are all so nice here, trying to get me on your psyfuckingtherapy couch and solve my problems... maybe it was my unfortunate ubrringing maybe it's because I have woman problems... ok geniuses , maybe it's because I didn't know you neeeded a wave to complete the contract of not running me off the road. Here happy now maybe I flipped the othe fuck off because he gave me a glare, challenged me , sent me an unmistakable nonverbal message. I responded nonverbally underworld had it right, I'm starting to think all this psycological discussion of my angsty problems are merely condescending digs meant to show how much fuckin better you are. Why don't you guys all just go post in the _____ bingo threads and make fun of other anonymous people...maybe that will make you happier

fuck off

Yeah that was me. I flipped you off cause you gave me a stupid snooty fucking I'm better than you because I have two people in my car and your breaking the law type of snotty glare. Too much of a responsible guy to flip me off, but hoping you could show your indignation in a way that would both hurt me yet not provoke a confrontation. Well tough fuckin luck you provoked a slight confrontation. I flipped you off. wah wah

?? If I ran into your g/f wouldn't I be the one who totaled her car?

Maybe I've already got enough fucking people in my life want me to fucking read their goddam mind and figure out what they want, so I don't have to try to please your fucking petty goddam desires too. Leave me afuckinlone. Thanks for not running me off the road though. You're a prince.

Sounds like you got bit by a case of "too much beta"!

Cleaning up loose debris in CA, choppin' bolts in WA... you're gonna be one busy fucker this summer! Oh wait! I heard someone nailing out at Index the other day! So much work, so little time! Lambone to the rescue!