ivan

b/c kanye said beyonce'd be better than me at everything else

b/c i like figuring how to get 2 inches of dick out of 6 inches of pant?

it was either that or cop to being queer n' start being a biker

how else could i break into canada?

it's cheaper than a coke habit?

volumn.

'cuz charlie don't hike (n' neither does my wife?)

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i thought this was fucking ice hockey?

i dunno. jeebus. i quit. fuck. thanks for that

b/c i owe these bitches way more money than i can ever pay off?

b/c i can actually carry a week worth of alcohol away from this fucking place?

so i can jerk off in peace?

to get the fuck away from people who ask stupid questions?

you mean the cooper spur? holy shit, that'd be sick this time of year

ha! can't believe i missed this back in the day - fuk'n genius, man what a great idea - gotta go getme sumadat ain't seen nick in a coon's age - where'd that boy get to? wonder if this line'll take off-set aliens now?

occasionally i'll watch pbs' news hour - nothing like getting your news from two old ladies that remind you of yer ma

i don't think i could be even 80% truthful about crap that happened 10 years ago as it all gets whiskified and wound round the original inventions needed to make anyone half-interested in the story in the first place - who cares? if you're watching the nightly news you're a goddamn dinosaur that deserves to be decieved - based on the commericials that take up half the broadcasts, these people clearly have medical conditions that trump some talking heads half-wrong wistful reminesces, no?

does it matter? his daughter's so hot i instantly forgave him now THAT's a liberal position

our first attempt in the bye-gone dayes of yore http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=1019859 our 2nd attempt to do it right damn near killed me brudder http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=1065697 a curious collection of stream of consciousness: - sea-gull shit all over the red devil after stashing it at the safeway - the calmest weather i've seen at steins in a baker's half-dozen what-have-yous - sad sight of ole'boy geoff snoozing n' set to settle into the flaming fire - glorious sunset, venus glowing and vivid - beers and butts on the summit amidst the alpine rose - a car camp meal to remember - fresh roast duck, just remember to mind the bird shot for the sake of fuck! - the burgundy bitch-left at home, my alcoholism clearly tipped over and heading for the final heartache stage - a broken neck only half-healed and a wicked wrong cough from all this sordid living of late - "fuck you and your hampton house, i fucked your hampton spouse, came in her hampton mouth, then i hampton'ed out" - t-shirts in february, jeebus christ in silk jammies to the death of fun

it's the only way we can keep isis from winning!

camp in the bathrooms, they're nice n' heated

"i drank WHAT?!?" - socrates

so long as we're talking about rogue idiots representing their professed ideologies... http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/02/18/oklahoma-ap-history-class-under-fire-for-omitting-american-exceptionalism/?intcmp=latestnews

good to see i'm not the only one to have the Hammer of Fate swing and miss at me on the ice cliff! you've earned a good old fashioned drunk for yourself