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Tried that, but in the end, the BRBs wanted nothing whatsoever to do with any form of honest relationships built on openness and mutual respect - and you can't blame them - how can you be when you are all about unfairness and 'The Man'? the beatard nation is essentially an aboriginal democracy, broadly tolerating a wide range of incoherent beliefs and personages, from super-mellow, foot-in-the-grave moderates to foaming-at-the-mouth-tinfoil-hat types - democracy is ugly - probably why the founding fadders despised it?

thank you for allow beatard to post in very important thread!!!

we can't pick madrone? the faaaarside? the new etched stone supports for the capehorn trail rte 14 underpasses?

alcohol = the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

where's the lasagna option?!?

my fortune cookie today assured me that the work i'm doing is very much appreciated (in bed). wtf, when did compliments start masquerading as fortunes?

i heard smoking bananna peels gets you real high too

nah, my peeps were all inveterate stoners and masters of "doom" as for the 5th, the whole university has a wonderful tradition of the "4th year 5th" whereby all responsible students must complete a 5th of their choosing before the conclusion of the last home football game of the year - suuuuure made that last game a human fucking zoo every fall

my fraternity banned the word "frat" and hazing was only allowed if you did it to yourself

i'm glad my daughter finally grew her two front teeth back - i was having a hard time not making fun of the lack

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FORESTS!!!

How soon they forget. that's what the old man says his cancer came from...

the military guys i've known(including my own Deep Army brothers and fathers) have been some of the biggest whiners about the epa i've met - connection?

so long as the peregrines don't start skiing?

sadly, my cavalry officer father had a horse-whip close at hand reckon the old testament god wasn't such a fan of this study?

my big bro took a steel brush to my dad's new car - scoured both his name and mine (albeit in much smaller letters) into it, over n' over - still not certain why my father didn't kill him

jesus, who of our generation didn't get whaled on from time to time? seems like one of those capital punishment type discussions - sure, in the extreme its bad, but jesus, some kids are just asking for it!

don't forgot the indian spirits too! did you see poltergeist?!? holy shit, would you want that to go down a pitch up that side?

the problem is people haven't been writing enough strongly worded emails - viva la revolution!!!!

why'd morphine have to go n' croak?!? more words from dead folks on the matter at hand (and plenty more ironic, given homeboy's dismal end): wake up young man it's time to wake up slow suicide's no way to go [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo2hap15J1I

i'm off to bed...

isn't that what sport climbing's for?

who can resist the siren call of a Bonnified Lost Cause?

that was a given already, no doubt. every adventure needs a Plan B.

i just might be there - look for a creepy, hairy man taking pictures of poor girls who want nothing to do w/ us