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yup, in the days when all you had was a set of brittanicas on your bookshelf and a phone w/ a big old wheel in the middle of it, facts were waaaaaaaaay easier to get n' verify!

nothing so humiliating as the day you realize you can't be nothing better than a damn jogger...

awwww, come on now, i run most every day! just not until after 4:20 - the smokes n' road-cokes need the proper apertiffs, afterall...

dunno if a big ole'boy like you gonna fit in so small a hole ben

burgundy in the big desert

think you might be a generation off

3 liters of burgundy usually lasts me till at least noon most weekends kitsap's a long haul from vantucky, where i hang my helmet, but if'n you come south for a climb gimme a holler, and i have been known to try my hand in the mighty, mighty n cascades

cheetahs never win

i like wine where you live old boy?

tried to "self-rescue" but got to only 10k? golly, ya ALMOST made it

christ, fuckface.com sux, not one goddamn mention of a TAUNTAUN!!!!!!!!!

really? i actually haven't spent all that much time there as it's fucking retard-hard to get a berth if'n you're actually doing much w/ the days it seems - what pissed you off on the place? the pines are pretty ideal, if you have a car (and a base-camp hoochie-mama to boot )

it's been a long time since we had a thoroughly hood-tarded conversation

nah, camp 4's fine for kids - fucking assholes like me are like flies on whores in the valley already and it's c-c-c-cold up in toloumne, even in july (plus, motherofgod, the 'skitters!)

i've found just an altimeter is all i need for descending the southside inside the ping-pong ball, and plenty okay on the cooper spur too - having only a compass would no doubt confuse the shit out of me

looks coethedralish...

the cool thing about "scientists" is they, too, occasionally jerk off w/ nooses around their necks

if that's what it takes for me to behold a mtn bike descent down the pearly gates....

only if yer shelling out the big shekels to stay in them thare high-priced shacks! us po'boys in camp iv and da wal-mart parking lot pines got nothing to fear

that's what's nice about the area around the hotel - great boulders, but plenty of rock-hoping, squirrel-chasing, trail-walking, etc. right around it (plus, has the best shitters in the valley!)

i'm paid by the international jewish media syndicate to debunk any and all conspiracies - 10 cents a post muthaphucka!!!

jesus, totally forgot about the area aroudn the awanhee - badass bouldering fun there for tots of all sizes - my favorite there is the subterreanean stuff, bouldering underground during the heat of the day =

mountain suuuure looked purty yesterday - had to settle for a wank in the uber-windy gorge - looks like the dog route is already in mellow shape?

nope, no biner, course i was keeping my nose pretty close to the ground - shit, wind like that, you GOTTA finish on the ridge just to feel the full fury of dog!

yup, that stoneworks van was the only scene in the lot when we arrived in the gloaming - holy shit that thing looked like a party! awful sorry to sacrifice you on the altar of alliteration there, steve-o