Alpinfox

I have a question. Is that video that kicked off this thread real? (and no I don't mean the ninja chimp vid).

There should be no mystery about this. Very few people that post on this website can climb 5.12 cracks and therefore have little to say about issues relating to them. They prefer to stay out of the conversation and let the "big dogs" have their chat. I would like to see a picture of this climb though. Anyone? OK. Back to the porch for me. You big dogs carry on.

I'd give it a thumbs down on fit. I'm a pretty skinny guy and this jacket is designed to go over all your layers, so I understand it would be a little "blousey", but this thing fits like a garbage bag. The shell fabric is prone to getting snagged on stuff too. I like most patagonia stuff I've tried, but in this case I have to give a thumbs down. It is pretty warm and has good pockets and comes with a stuff sack which is nice. I'd prefer it stuffed into one of its own pockets though so I don't have to keep track of a stuff sack. Does the Montbell jacket do that? I love montbell stuff. Maybe time to upgrade. Anybody wanna buy a MicroPuff?

I'll be there in drag.

This awesome route is still awaiting a third ascent, although it has been skied and "snoskated". GITTERDUN!

And what/where, pray tell, is "Milky Way"? Is it one of those BLT-ed routes at Abortion38?

Looking forward to having you back here, although crashing at your place in the city of sin was pretty sweet. Welcome back!

Well that does it. I'm convinced. Anyone who uses the triple fish is just begging for an epic.

It also takes ~ 1/3 longer to tie, so it's got that going for it. Is that a threat!? I've been working out you know... up to 10 lb bicep curls now. I'm no pushover.

[kevboner]Hay! LEts' keep the sprey in sprey guy! MODERATeRS! [/kevboner]

Pansy.

I once saw a goat stroll across that little ridge without clipping the bolt. If the goat don't need it, I say the peoples don't need it neither.

Eric, Do you have health insurance? If so, go see a doctor. You pay for the service... use it! If you don't have health insurance at least go see a massage therapist. These things need to be diagnosed in person. Maybe you should try masturbating with the left hand for a while as training.

I managed to survive several rappels last weekend using a ~10.2mm dynamic and an ~7.8mm static joined with an EDK.

There were four cars (the most I've ever seen) parked by the end of the driveway last weekend. I wonder what impact this thread has been having on traffic up there.

Oh.... Mark Twight, Steve House, and Colin just called, they said they borrowed my copy to get some crucial beta I scribbled on the pic of trango tower and they'll give it back to me when the come over to my house for lemonade and crumpets this weekend. Thank you for allow name-dropping fox to post.

Has anyone seen my copy of Alpinist 20? I had it last night but can't find it now!

Wow! Thanks for the story and pics. Impressive!

Yours if'n you wants it: Comes with a leaf and a couple chairs.

That's, like, totally rad.

This weekend I got ropegunned up Givler's crack. Then it got a little chilly and windy, so I went home. Steve and Colin and I should climb together sometime.

computers

So has anybody called this guy to see if he is the one guilty of the grafitti? If he is, then I think I just found myself a new identity for signing up for junk mail and pron-related stuff.

Is this your new job? Happy Birthday Kurt!