Sparky

GWB is a corporate icon. He may not actually exist. The rich "Christers" have their hands up some talking dolls' ass. Let me look back with fondness to a president who got blow-jobs and at least appeared to give a shit about the wilderness. I hope he inhaled.

Not only fast, but better; in public.

After an artificially-enforced herb drought of three years, I return to the Stoners Ledge. I ask myself, "When is it better to Spark up...?" 1. Before the Sumatran Mandheling boils, every goddamn AM. 2. The first side of The Wall is done, on the way to 11wrth. Comfortably Numb. 3. Half way up Snow Creek Wall. 4. The shade on the other side of the log, below Snow Creek Wall. Does it relax us? Does it enable us to climb, and experience things more clearly?

Hey Dennis-thanks for stormin' Omaha Beach for us. No shit. It takes balls to do what you did. I only spent a few years at sea, preventing Iran from sinking nuclear Aircraft Carriers. Like Iran ever had a navy, an air force or anything else. Just like every other fossilized generation complains, (while denying their own responsibility)"Those youngsters don't know how much they owe us". Oh, and thanks, Dennis-As long as it takes good 'ol American grit to slaughter the less white and Christian, I have a hero in you.

Such a pleasure to get AK's sloppy seconds. Well at least I know that nothing is stretched out! I don't know why this thread drifts. If some idiot thinks that CC.Coms' demographics can't deal with Eriks' need to be ghetto, we can accept it.

How can some idiot, not capable of coming up with as much as an original avatar call me dickless? I suspect that the moron is pecking away on a keyboard, while wondering how he got to be lonely, yet again, tonight. I honestly have seen the most honest and innocent questions turned into sophomophoric and testosterone-addled rants. A request for beta becomes a valid case for euthanizing anyone with the poor judgement to use the word "Caveman" in their posts. And here I thought that the average IQ might peak above 100, while AK was gone.

It would be so cool if a climber; perhaps a newbie or an out-of-stater, could ask an honest question of us, without our small-dicked spray obfuscating whatever right we have to be called "climbers".

That was, my friend, the best trip report I have ever read. I could practically feel my quads tighten and cramp. I was THERE man. Seriously-a great report!

Use snow. Pack the tan ball tight. Throw it at AlpineK. Dude, the colors.

Now that AK is a moderator, I guess an undereducated moron can become the leader of the free world, bolts will be placed next to cracks and SUV's will become a popular way to drive to work on paved roads. Oh, shit. I'm in "bizzarro world"!

Oh, shit. I'm stuck in traffic again. My SUV (which I pay 30$ tabs for) is sucking up gas at a rate that will obviate and obliterate the tax savings in about an hour, hasn't been out in the mountains in a year. How did this happen? Why can't we build better highways? If only AlpineK hadn't been smoking pot in CM, then it would have been legalized, taxed, and provided funding for a 16 lane freeway from B'ham to Oly. Now I have to rely on trailpark and user fees to get me up in the mountains. Damn that pedophilic, monosyllabic AlpineK!

You shitheads have ruined what was the PREMIUM thread. AlpineK, by his own volition, has now destroyed whatever chance we had to legalize marijuana for personal use in WA. Now he must die.

As long as knuckleheads like you ruin the energy for bud-lovers like us, I care. I never would have had a chance to experience this kind of emptyheaded animosity if you wouldn't have been so stupid as to have puffed a sweet bowl of the herb in that tiny rock hut @ 10,000ft. Now I have to haunt you forever. Mary Jane was supposed to make us all friends! Still, your testosterone-addled rants make me glad to be a right-thinking, tree hugging, left-leaning socialist.

How did AlpineK become a moderator? How is it that this mouth-breathing troglodyte came to this position of power? If he can control "The Climbers Wall", shouldn't some mongoloid become president? Oh, right. Now it all makes sense. The Americans for Disabilities Act rears it's ugly, misshapend head. Eugenics suddenly sounds palpable, if not ethical.

AlpineK-probably a moron, but maybe a good skier, although with a substance abuse problem. Still, an idiot. Capt. Caveman-An alcoholic with an anger management issue.I'd be digging up his crawlspaces looking for bodies soon-hear that SPD? Crackbolter-I NEED ATTENTION. Ray B-See Capt. Caveman, above. 47% of you-See Capt. caveman above.

Put in pro every X-feet, and ignore whatever testosterone-weakend A.K. has to say. She has to express distain for the fear she has when 10' of air is evident at her feet. So to compensate, all of her fear shows as anger and suction.

And why does AK need suction?

SS may already be president. I am certianly not a vegan. But then again, I never thought eating meat would justify my manhood. You don't see me posing next to a couple of hamburgers, and yet that would be more challenging to aquire than small game with a rifle. You remain, as always, the idiots. Pussies with weapons, but sans intellect. You do have, however, an impressive fascination with your rectal production. I imagine it sparkles in comparison to what your limited minds produce.

At least you two won't go hungry.

His head remains a vacuum. Thankfully, his mouth is too. A "man's" gotta eat.

The lack of appropriate commas, apostrophes and surfeit of intelligence illusrates yet another vacant input, known to us as AlpineK. Thanks.

As AlpineK's ingenious response indicates a certain janitorial flair, I have to assume he's no longer sorting colored paper at his new job. I want to congratulate him, and all of those who overcome their disabilities. Unfortunately, Trask, I live 70 miles from Seattle, and work at 6Am. The anticipation of meeting you and our MR friend, AK, doesn't obviate my need for sleep. I am certain that my opinion of AK would instantly transform at the sight of his gaping maw. He would, I'm sure, present as the bright star his parents wanted. My expectations are high.

Well, I am certainly ashamed. AlpineK has pointed out, possibly correctly, that I have improperly capitalized two letters. Imagine the shame I feel at having that mouth-breathing cretin point that out. Congratulations on deciding it was better to smoke outside! And, honestly, I am not ashamed of being gay; you don't have to let your Developmental Disability cause you to feel shame either. You remain the most empty-headed of all contributers.

Thanks, trask.

If I wasn't so gripped, that fuckin' button would have been silent.