Sparky

Mental combat w/ AlpK is like being angry with a dog. Or beating up a cripple. All the energy, none of the light.

And yet you, AlpK were gnawing on my 501's. I have to assume that you were inferring that your lack of insight, the dearth of wit you illustrate every time you impart your mental bowel movements, the vacuum of knowledge that you exhibit when your troglodytic fingers spew is a result of Trisomy-23. I work with the developmentally disabled; and you, "sir" are not developmentally disabled. You're just, as evidenced, an idiot.

LUV THE REEFER. SMOKE OUTSIDE.

Oh, yeah AlpK; let's look at the facts. Math and tree biology. One Douglas Fir + One Western Hemlock=a tree capable of outwitting your numb ass. Do you know what a semi-colon is? No, it's not how you feel after a drunken night on Castro street. Keep it coming, you vacuous dimwit. V-A-C-U-O-U-S.

My "wanker" would have been larger, if your teeth had been less, how shall I phrase this, "sharp"? And once again, AlpK-you have shown yourself to be my mental better. And I am NOT laughing as I type this. REALLY.

A genuine classic, AlpineK. You are most obviously a well-read, and erudite foe. I doubt that I can defend myself against your well thought-out and stinging repartee`. Are you still on the short bus?

No, the best way to go through life is marginally literate, opinionated and probably single, you idiot. Smoke outside.

While we suck on Dubyas' dick, our civil rights shrink faster than AlpineK's dick on a 5.8 clip-up.

The "tree huggers" are why we have shade on approaches, rather than clear cuts. And T.N.'s 4x4 don't climb 5.10b. But then again...Trask: are you still making love to AlpK? In the republican sense? I've read your posts, and for all the insults, your input remains nearly as lame as mine...

Trask would laugh if his gullet wasn't full of W. Bush's dick. And somehow, the thought of some marginally talented, washed-up pedophiles' gun being shakilly trained on me scares me less than a 5.4 clip-up. His music still sounds like jackhammers on cats, covered in glass and aluminum foil. Oh, but his lyrics are like freakin' Shakespeare.

Just to irritate- Ted Nugent is a pussy. He climbs nothing. And a cat in a dryer sounds better, making more sense while it squeals. Might not shoot as well, but I can live with that.

Don't think too hard, don't evaluate anothers' overt limitations.

As long as people smoke inside, and don't offer me several hits, this thread stays alive. SPELLING COUNTS.

And the word is FASCIST.

Everything is gonna be allright.

G. Bush Jr, is a fascist. And he wouldn't smoke inside, unless D. Cheney said it was O.K. Or unless it would somehow make the rich, richer. Excluding columbians.

The best report, ever.

Please don't hurt my feelings. My self esteem can't take the beating. Wimper. Don't smoke inside enclosed spaces. UNLESS YOU OWN SAID SPACE.

And I never called AlpineK a "dead horse". Mr. Ed seemed pretty smart.

Allright, I am the Anti-Christ. I offered the opinion that, although I love the taste and smell and feel of reefer @ 10,000ft. I felt it was crappy for some jerk to smoke inside of an enclosed space. Shit, even Dennys has rules that force people to smoke OUTSIDE. Then I get a response from some moron, threatening violence, and infering some kind of suction on my part. Fuck this. I CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT. I'M GONNA CRY TO THE POWERS THAT BE AND HAVE DISSENTING OPINIONS BANISHED FOREVER!!!

Honestly, I doubt that I would initiate a shit-talk fest with someone I didn't know. They initiated the interaction, I'd shiv 'em in the heart. Still, a well thought-out contribution, and I appreciate that.

C.C. refers to Capt. Caveman-the fascist we all loved to hate! Ray...

#1.No.#2. Nope, never. Easy to adjust, and will fail just before the #2 camelot at the belay station.

I'm no social anarchist, swear to Christ. But I find myself in a quandry. Seems that I have been too hard on AlpineK. I have gone "too far". I have gone off on "diatribes", apparently only to hurt the man. He alleges that others on this site have vowed support to him, as he has been wronged. Perhaps he is right. In a battle of wits, it would be wrong of me to dog an unarmed man. Then again, even though I may be a mediocre climber, isn't that what this is all about? I mean, I didn't post on the "Olympics Route Condition" thread that "the approach to Lake Constance remains buried under 4ft. of soft, white mush, much as AlpineK would be in a Turkish steam room." I was under the impression that originality and verbosity counted here. Are we supposed to be nice to those who start the shit? I enjoy the shit-talk. I think I now know what happened to C.C. Some thin-skinned pussy couldn't take it.

Homophobics usually have an issue to deal with. Before anyone plunges too deeply into this, think of how somebody might interpret your response.