Sparky

Point well taken. However, if one consistently spells so poorly that it's evident that they may, in fact, be idiots, and not just sub-par typists; they deserve the attention. I could mash my hand against the keyboard and come up with pithier contributions than that vacuous dipshit AlpineK. No, you don't have to be a complete moron to type poorly. But how much drivel can a man take?

On one hand, nice photos and trip report, AlpineK; on the other hand, your posts continue to illustrate a certain, how shall I put it, moronic consistency that seems to indicate that either your parents were closely related, or more likely that you may have been dropped on your head as an infant. See if your knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing sorry ass can do better.Do it for the team. Dictionaries are cheap, by the way.

So now AlpineK is threatening to have me booted off of CC.Com. I personally feel that he started the shit between us, and having discovered that although he may climb better than I, he can't spray with the same alacrity; he now wants me to disappear. I thought that this area was all about talking shit, hence the title "spray". So know I guess I'll ease up. No more tears.

I love you guys.

A trip to the psychiatrist indeed. As opposed to the endocrinologist that's failing to successfully treat your hypogonadism. Counseling might allow me to accept your overt failings, but no amount of injectable testosterone will make you a real man. Although, I have to admit, your breasts HAVE gotten smaller.

Is there an "after" picture pending?

If my only contributions to this post are limited to making your neandrethal-like brow furrow in confusion while you attempt to spell words longer than "suck", then my work is rewarding. Of course, I could defecate, rub the product on a computer screen and see something more enlightening than your Down's Syndrome afflicted declarations of manliness that honestly only make you seem only more pathetic than you probably are. I said probably.

And since I'm only posting here 'cuz my 21 Y/O G.F. is tired, and you've had the extraordinary spare time to irritate others and illuminate your apparently dim-bulb insights for others 556, yes, 556 times, I give you congrats. You are the weakest....uh....soon to be....most probably bleeding rectally, asshole since LB.

No, really, I learned how to spell "With" in 6th grade. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But, if you're a pussy about getting high outside, I figure you're a pussy. If some (other) cocksucker was smoking a Marlboro inside, he'd get the same shit. Although I love the contact high...

And, cuz you're a good sport and will do my friends-I'll give you a reach-around.

AlpineK wants to know me in the Biblical sense. Oh, happy day! Fudgepacking at 10,000ft!

So, can I get high outside of Muir Hut and then have AlpineK pleasure me W/O offending anyone? He wants a new experience, as I hear his TMJ finally quieted down. I figger, why not sassify a mans' need to smoke sausage? And Dru-you are one bright, pedantic mother-fu**er. AlpineK will swallow my smoke, as to not offend.

Da Kine, herb, bud, Mary Jane, the devils weed, hop,etc. It's all 'cuz I started back in the '20s.

Whatever did happen to the knucklehead?

I'm fairly sure that AlpineK wants to pleasure me. Unless I'm confusing idiocy with homoeroticism.

I now have to assume that AlpineK wants me to be the pitcher. And he wants to kiss my balls. Only if you're bringing the reefer, missy. Some spit on my finger, and away you go....

And thanks for offering to kiss my balls! You a chick?

There was a time when reefer made folks mellow. I guess when you have an overt mood disorder, such as AlpineK, the idiosyncratic response is elicited.

One of the best memories of Rainier I have is sitting in the sun, on top of the rubble heap next to muir and huffing a fresh bowl of ganja. But, I was outside. Smoking inside of the hut is pretty lame. Really lame. No reason to expect others to breath in your smoke, unless you're an insensitive A-hole.

Of all of the topics, this seems to have gone on longer and with the most passion. Man, I miss getting high.

Some people fall in love with others who don't share the same passions, but want to be supportive. If she is willing to belay you, be happy. Don't listen to some asshole who judges her on her interests. As long as she is interested in you not hitting the ground, help her to know how to prevent it. Practice makes perfect. And, lambone should either kiss or kill Capt. Caveman. There I've said it.

So, are all the males on this site pathetically lonely for female companionship, or are they all just inept? You gotta wonder, with all of the weak responses to this gals request for a climbing partner.