jordop

Agreed. Another odd quirk I have noticed with them is that if you put the anitbotts on, a narrowing gap of about 7mm is created between the front and secondary points. This is PERFECT for jamming an 8mm half rope into and I got ROYALLY fucked once when the rope "found" its way there. Watch your feet obviously, but it'll happen sooner or later

Hey, still waiting for you to qualify this comment . . . If you are privy to some other level of communication and know that so-and-so has been active in the area and flying under the radar, then please let's hear about it. But if you're just pissing on a fire from afar because you think things so close to roads cannot remain un/underexplored , well then welcome to BC muthafuka

Tell me you caught your poon on that cordalette

What would make you say that? When I mentioned the waterfall to the AUTHOR of the ice guide, he didn't seem to know anything about it. You got some kinda better resources?

Climb: SWBC Grand Tour, new route off Duffey "I AM the Liquor" Boulder Creek Date of Climb: 12/20/2005 Trip Report: Donkey and I spent a couple of days swinging tools. Working out of the heartland (Ashcroft), we first climbed Oregon Jack (bit thin), and Energizer at Goldpan,followed by copious Caucasians back at the Ranch. Next day usual Icy BC at Marble, then a piss up at the Mile O. After climbin some shit at the Rambles this morning, I finally convinced Gary to crack open the black book. We drove up Boulder Creek FSR (chains, sketchy, barely made it) to have a look at a waterfall I had seen back in the fall. IT was in and it looked good. But it was already 2:00. We followed a trail of blood from some wounded deer (!) up to the base. A 20m WI2 bit led up to a BEAUTIFUL 50m WI3 pitch, then 60m of WI2 ramlbing and a short 10m WI3 pitch to finish. There could be more above, but we ran out of time. Pretty stellar climb, cept we got rained on during the entire thing. "I AM the Liquor" 140m WI3 Jordan Peters, Gary Shorthouse. Route lies just over 6km up the Boulder Creek FSR off the Duffey in a west facing gully, 15 mins from car. Left the camera in the car, but here's a summer shot: Gear Notes: Every type of mechanically separated meat product available by law, Wisers Deluxe, Wild Turkey, Unibrau Quelque Chose, Granville Is Doppelbock Approach Notes: Rambles trail suxx arse right now edit: removed stupid egotistical "FA" notations which were somehow originally inserted when half-corked

Boyfriend: 250lbs Girlfriend: 130 lbs Dude leads, misses a clip. Chick's long hair gets fed through ATC. Screams Dude sketches out because girl is screaming. He falls. She goes flyin up, he decks. Her hair gets ripped out. He breaks ankle. Sport climbing rulz

Drunken tobogganing: my brother gets going wicked fast on spring neve, he's riding one of those rubber dish drying racks, you know the ones with grooves/speedfins, can't stop, has to bail. He's wearing *shorts* They get ripped off, along with both of his ass cheeks. Couldn't work for a week, never mind even sit down

Where are the Mad Rock's for sale. Me like china.

Carnage . . .

Seem to recall about 3 hours from Shelf Basecamp Yep . . . just like Shelf And just like Shelf, wicked bolted cracks

Spent Xmas to New Yrs there three years ago. Was wicked, good temps and we had the run of the entire place, made huge fires and watched the lights of the supermax prisons come on each night. Be sure to make a day trip to Penitente and do Bullet the Blue sky

'Twas your masturbatory topic to begin with, no sweat off my

Drew is feeling superior because he is about to receive the Jean Luc Picard Radio Shack Award for most astronomical time spent posting on the Internet

Mike Layton's cowboy boots

Well done

How long does it take you to ski 10km?

The final 4km into the cirque has a good grade on it: I got back to the truck in 1/2 hr, parked at the 6km mark. Chains will work for the flat bits sometimes and get you further up the road. If you need a sled for 6km of road, either at Phair or Sumallo, then you are a SERIOUS retard. Possible dumbass also

If you can't ski 10km of ROAD in three hours then you are serious suck

Please put your soul back in the cage where it belongs.

There was nothing to miss, it never happened. Also, the ski in is not that bad. For one, you can usually drive at least SOME of the distance in, especially in spring. A 3 hour ski in, a one hour ski out, and you need a snowmobile

Hey you better go correct Alpinist, I see they have fallen prey to your irritation too! http://www.alpinist.com/the_climbing_life/ Keep on fightin the Coast Mountain Battle!

Couloirs are probably all unconsolidated freezer shavings; the massive melt last week didn't really do much up there. From the North Joffre-8 mile col on Sunday, there was very litle ice visible; up high only tiny hanging daggers, at/below treeline was still running water if you can believe it/despite recent temps.

The route is called " 6 dumbasses go looking for early season ice and despite predictions that melts would have killed everything, the opposite was true and freezer shavings abounded resulting in said dumbasses bouldering the crap out a very cool glacial fragment that calved off" Here is how you train for ice bouldering:

There is TOTALLY ice up in the hills right now. Sick shit goin down

"MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!" "There's some lovely filth down here!" "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!" "Nobody's gonna see these pictures, right?" "This look infected to you?" "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING" "No way, you thought that pitch was 10dR too?" "Go ahead, try and sue me." "Godamnit that's itchy." "PBR?" "How many body fluids do you think I could sell?" "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!" "PBR!!" "I SAID, MY A SPOON IS TOO BIG!" "Jesus, how'd I get scurvy?" "Get that fuckin newscopter outta my face!" "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!"