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jordop

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  1. Sorry. It had to be said.
  2. This is the preferred vehicle in which to drive to watch the second coming. "What rough beast guzzles its way towards Bethlehem to be born?"
  3. . . . you mean you PAID for it That A/T sale was a joke. Went by on my way home from a conference. Frickin Kitsilano yuppie goretex latte fetishizing snowshoe crowd willing to shell out $$$ on that shit
  4. Too much vermouth, you idiot!
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    Lawsuit

    The opening carnage of Saving Private Ryan is based on a dogeball game that once happened many years ago in Chuck Norris's Grade Two P.E. class
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    Lawsuit

    I'm gonna start a class action suit against Tim and Jon for this disease of a website ruining my life
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    "Tribal Sport"

    I wanna see a wicked Johnnie Cochrane-style exclusion of liability contract drawn up by a network so that they can have races across the Oz Outback -- with no fucking bs "stages" and challenges
  8. Embryonic right now, but a good idea since teletips conflates all areas. http://www.bcbackcountry.ca/
  9. Climbing
  10. Could this be the end of gay stoned welfare abortions in Canada
  11. Hey good on ya How long did it take you to wallow in? Any evidence of big slides in the area? We need a cabin in there
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    Mike Layton

    and shake that nasty butt! The ONLY downside to belaying Mike. That and the manditory fumigations
  13. I'm not bashing your post. Your gushing, unabashed enthusiasm for the product struck me as odd. There's a rather large distinction between how you THINK a product will perform, and whether it actually DOES. If you are "just commenting on the quality of a product" then you might wait; quality in boots for most folks includes an indication of durability over time
  14. A family I grew up around: when the kids turn 18 they are kicked out of the house for a year. They can come back for free room and board if they choose to attend university, or can pay rent if they are working.
  15. Can you really recommend a pair of boots if you haven't even used them?
  16. I'd like to no were these guys went to skool
  17. ---> Feelin Good
  18. In-bounds money shot snorkel jibbin
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    Chuck Norris Facts!

    Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot. One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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    Chuck Norris Facts!

    The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
  21. No bushwacking or unclimbed choss though
  22. Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia. Chocolate rations just went up
  23. and plus 5 by Tuesday
  24. This route is likely significantly avalanche-threatened in most snow years; there's LOTS of cool gully ice right now with the low snowpack and if it gets cold again after this rain then the alpine conditions might be quite nice. Right now the south facing hillsides around the Downton/Rambles area are BARE.
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